An FY fan fiction
Author: Hotohori Fan
Notes: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How EVER did ya get on fire???!!!
Disclaimer: Okay…this is a cool Christmas, esp with Tasuki around!! Oh…and FY characters don’t belong to me…it belongs to Watase Yuu and Flower Comics. So….please don’t sue me! ^^;;;
“Ah! It’s been a
long time since we had a gathering like this!” Miaka said happily as she sat
beside Taka on the sofa.
“Hai.
Ever since the baseball game we had, most of us had been busy to have another
gathering, but we finally got a chance these few days!” Andy replied as the
others agreed.
Andy Won, an idol
singer in
Beside Andy was Joe,
the reborn of Nuriko. Joe still has the habit of dressing up like a lady. ^^; She, or HE is a spy for
Sitting on the arm of
the sofa was Duke Prio, also known as Chiriko, a child prodigy from
“Hmmm…all that’s left
is to call Chichiri-san and Tasuki-san from the Shichi Tenchi Sou.” Duke Prio
“Ah….Keisuke and
Tetsuya went to fetch them already. They should be back any moment now…” Taka
replied as he looked at the clock on the wall.
Just that moment,
Keisuke and Tetsuya returned with the 2 familiar seishis. “Tasuki!
Chichiri-san!” Miaka cried as she ran to hug them.
“Argh! Get Off me!!!!!!!” Tasuki
yelled as he turned red when Miaka hugged him. “Long time ne?
Miaka no da!” Chichiri said.
Tasuki and Chichiri
were quickly surrounded by the other seishis.
“Hey! So how’s life in
the book?” Joe asked hurriedly
“Fine no da! Tasuki is
still hot-headed though…” Chichiri replied as Tasuki protested. They rest
sweatdropped.
~~***~~
After
some get back together talks, its back to Christmas shopping and stuff.
“What’s Christmas?”
Tasuki asked.
“It’s a festival which
we celebrate in this world Tasuki-san! We exchanged presents with our family
and friends.” Duke Prio answered happily
“Hehe…Chiriko! Smart
as always!” Tasuki laughed as Duke Prio blushed.
“Okay! Let’s go to the
mall now!!” Keisuke said but Joe stopped him by pointing to Tasuki and
Chichiri. “They aren’t wearing the right stuff ne?” This was followed by chores
of agreements from everyone. Tasuki and Chichiri were then whisked off into
Keisuke’s room.
Minutes later, they
came out looking more appropriate. “Kakkoii!!!!” Miaka said to them. Tasuki was
wearing a white sleeveless shirt with a leather jacket and pants, while
Chichiri was wearing just a shirt with shorts (But he still looks kakkoii!).
Tasuki insisted that he wanted to bring along his tessen with him, saying that
he won’t feel normal without it beside him, so Keisuke got the strap which hold
the tessen…
“Let’s hit the road
now!!!” Andy said as he put on his sunglasses and went out to get his car.
Tetsuya’s car arrived
first, followed by Andy’s. (…this is Japan…Andy’s from China, he won’t know the
way ^^;)
“What took you so long
eh Andy-san?” Tetsuya said jokingly to him when Andy parked his car.
“You won’t be that
fast when neither you nor your passengers know this area very well.” Andy
retorted as Pedro, Duke Prio Tasuki and Chichiri came out from his car.
“Okay, we’ll all go in
pairs to buy our gifts. One pair can get the tree and another 2 pairs should
get the tree ornaments too.” Keisuke said “Me and Tetsuya would get the tree,
the rest of you can decide on yourself on who would get the ornaments.” He
continued as he went off with Tetsuya.
“I’ll be with Miaka of
course!” Taka said as he goes off with Miaka.
“ I’ll be with Andy
then!” Joe said happily
“Nani!? Watashi?!”
Andy asked, remembering his past on Nuriko…
“We will get the
ornaments with Tasuki and Chichiri then!” Joe replied as he dragged Tasuki and
Chichiri with him as Andy followed behind.
“So that leaves me and
you then!” Duke Prio said to Pedro. Pedro merely nodded
~~***~~
At the Tree Ornaments shop:
“ANDY!!!!!!!!!!
ANDY-SAN~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Fans shouted when Andy went in the shop with
Joe, Tasuki and Chichiri. In seconds, teenage girls trying to catch a glimpse
of Andy surrounded them all.
“THIS is %*@^# difficult! Imagine, just getting ornaments
and girls surrounded Hotohori. What worse would go wrong if he goes to get presents?!” Tasuki yelled through the
crowds.
“Well, Hotohori seemed
to be enjoying it no da.” Chichiri sweatdropped.
“Hmm…I guess that
wearing a pair of sunglasses won’t help. Anyway, I’ll be surprised if they don’t recognise me…” Andy said as he
signed an autograph and posed for a picture.
Then, one of the girls
suddenly spotted Joe. “Ne…is that Andy’s girlfriend???!!!” That was followed by
silence. Joe was surprised, but not as surprised at Andy. He got a SHOCKED look
on his face.
“AWWW!!!!! ANDY got a
GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!” Fans shriek out. Some girls looked REAL disappointed.
“Ah…ie…all of you got
it wrong, Joe’s not my ___!?…” Andy mouth was quickly covered by Joe.
“Ahahaahah! Hai…I’m
his girlfriend. Is there a problem?” Joe asked sweetly to the girls. Tasuki and
Chichiri sweatdropped as they saw Andy trying to free himself from Joe’s grip.
When the crowd finally
let them off (Which took a REAL long time), they chose the ornaments for their
tree. Both Tasuki and Chichiri stared at the sparkling objects in front of
them.
“Take your pick then!
I’ll be paying for them.” Joe said “Take it as an apology then Andy-san. But it
was fun ne?” He added, giggling. Andy replied with a toss of his silky hair.
“Wah…Nuriko! Are these
real stones?!” Tasuki asked as he picked up a long string of fake crystals.
“Ie…they are just
fakes as they are only for decoration…but they are just as nice looking!” Andy
answered.
After a while,
Chichiri picked out a few glass bulbs, while Andy chose a set of coloured
lights. Joe picked out a golden star for the top of the tree.
“Where’s Tasuki-chan?”
Joe asked as he paid for the goods.
“MATTE!!!!!!!” a very
familiar voice called out. They turned their heads and saw Tasuki, ‘decorated’
with ornaments of all shapes and sizes. “Gomen, Can’t decide so I want all of
these!” Tasuki said as he dumped the whole lot down, much to Joe’s dismay…
Hours later, the
Suzaku shichiseichis and their miko gathered back together, holding bags of
wrapped gifts. (In Andy’s case, bouquets of flowers too…)
“Ne…where’s your aniki
Miaka-san?” Duke Prio asked.
“Keisuke and Tetsuya
are handling the Christmas tree, so they may take a longer time to bring it here.”
Taka answered while Miaka munched on some festive cookies.
But after waiting for
more than half an hour, they still saw no signs of them…
“Where could they be?”
Pedro muttered as the others looked worried.
“Come on then minna!
Let’s go to the florist shop and find them, maybe they can’t decide on the
tree.” Miaka suggested
~***~
“STILL no sign of
those two!!! Where the $*^#@^*! Are they!?” Tasuki exclaimed.
Just then, Andy’s hand
phone rang. “Gomen, excuse me for a moment.” He said as he answered his phone.
“Andy here…
NANI!!!!!?????” It was his turn to exclaim “Hai…wakette. We’ll be there in a
few minutes time.” Andy put down his hand phone. “Keisuke called just now. He
said that they are already at the car park waiting for us. They already got the
Christmas tree strapped up on the car…”
They quickly made their way towards the car park.
“Oniichan!! WHY didn’t
you tell us when you went off???!!!” Miaka asked hotly.
“Anou…I tried calling
you but you pager’s off…and so is Taka’s…then I remembered that Andy got a cell
phone, so I called him instead.” Keisuke explained as Tetsuya sweatdropped.
“But at least you all
got back here ne?” Tetsuya tried to lighten up the situation but received
glares from them.
“You WON’T know the
feeling of standing there and doing nothing except watching a fan of Hotohori’s
every now and then asking for an autograph or another bouquet of flowers being
sent to him…” Tasuki signed as Andy threw him a cold look.
“Look here, why don’t
we just get back home to decorate the tree then?” Joe said hurriedly, trying to
shut Andy’s mouth up in case another brawl starts.
“Ah…hai…I’ll get my
car now.” Andy replied as he went off.
~***~
The Suzaku seishis and
their miko spent a wonderful time putting up the tree.
“Argh! Stop playing
with those lights Tasuki!”
“Where do I put this?”
“ Ah…just hangs it
there…TAME~~~!!!!!!! Don’t do that__” *Zapped !!!!!!*
“TASUKI!!!!!!!
DAIJOBU!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!”
*Sizzle… *
“@*^%$#&^)&^_$#^@^%^%@*)$(&^%!$^@#%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Told you not to play
with those lights….good thing only a few are destroyed” Andy eyed at a burnt
Tasuki.
Later…
“Finally! The tree is finished!!!! Minna!
Look!” Miaka pointed to the tree excitedly.
“The presents are also
at the bottom of the tree now Miaka-chan!” Joe smiled
“Its going to be one
of the BEST Christmas EVER!!!” Miaka said as she gazed at the top of
the Christmas tree, the glittering star as she remembered what Chichiri
said when they parted
“There are stars at your world ne Miaka no da?! We would be watching
over you two in your world too no da!”…
~***~
“Ah……Merry * hic*
Christmas * hic*!” Tasuki held up his glass of wine “The sake in this world is
really out of this world! We must bring some of them back us! Kouji and the
rest will enjoy this!”
“Tasuki!! You drank
too much!!!!” Duke Prio cried out as that red-hair seishi poured out another
glass.
“Daijobu Chiriko! You
should try some too!* hic*!”
“Miaka! Look up!” Taka
whispered to her
“Nani…Wah! A
mistletoe!!!” Miaka giggled as Taka wrapped her up with his arms and kissed her
passionately on the lips. But that didn’t last very long…
* BUMP * * CRASH*
“Ah Obaka-chan!! Come
and have a drink with me ~~~!!!!! Chiriko refused to drink ~~!!!!!!” Tasuki
whined as he stumbled into Taka, causing him to lose his balance and fell on
Miaka.
“IE!!!!! Get OFF
TAKA!!!!!!!!” Miaka cried
“Tasuki! You’re drunk!
Face it no da!!! Chiriko is right no da!” Chichiri came and dragged him off as
Miaka and Taka sweatdropped. ( “$&*#!!! Let go of me Chichiri! I’m not
drunk!” )
Nearby, The other
seishis were having karaoke. Andy and Joe were hogging over the microphone,
arguing on who should sing, Pedro was watching the sports channel and Duke Prio
was helping Chichiri to prevent Tasuki from destroying the place down.
“Minna! Let’s play a
game right now!!!!!!” Miaka said, not as cheerful as before. Taka came up
behind her with a hand mark on his cheek….(Hfan: ^^;;;;;;)
The others stopped
what they were doing and came over to Miaka’s side( With the help of Chichiri
and Duke Prio, Tasuki staggered over). “Nan de?” Andy asked as he spotted
something hiding behind her back.
Miaka smiled as she
brought out that package. “ Pass the Parcel!” She announced happily as others
groan “Let’s sit in a circle and pass the package around until the music stops.
Then person who’s holding the package would unwrapped the wrapping and follows
the instructions written on it! This would go on until there are no more
instructions! I’ll pass first!” She said as she turned on the music.
As the music played,
the package was passed round and round the seishis and their miko. The music
suddenly stopped. Everyone looked at who got that parcel. Joe got a shocked
look on his face as he held that package.
“Open up Joe!!!!!!”
Taka and Miaka pressed him as he gave a weak smile and tore off the wrapping.
The seishis clambered up to him for a good look at what was installed for him.
“Kiss the * hic
*person that you like * hic *most in your past life! Wah * hic*!!!!!!!” Tasuki
exclaimed as Joe paled. Everyone glanced at Andy, who wore the same expression
as Joe. Joe gulped and asked “…yaoi is not allow here ne?” as Andy nodded.
Trying to stay as far as possible from the subject.
“Ah….What the * hic *
f***! It’s only just a kiss!!! Just Get on * hic *with it!!!!” Tasuki yelled
while the others cheered on.
Joe looked
embarrassed. “Okay…whatever you say.” He said as he reached for Andy, who stood
up and tried to go upstairs, but was forced down again by a drunk Tasuki. Joe
went up to him and gave a really LONG kiss onto his lips.
“Ack! Yaoi!!!!!” Andy
screamed as he pushed himself away from Joe. “NEVER do that again!” he panted
as Joe grinned ( “Gomen ~~~ Andy-san…but that was the instruction anyway ne?”
“Whatever! I’m going to the washroom…”)
The music stopped
again and this time it landed on Tasuki.
“Tasuki…let’s see what
you got now in yours!” Andy said before going up.
“What the f***! It’s
only a game!!!” Tasuki shrugged as he tore off the wrapper. He read the
instructions and spat out the sake.
“Oooo…give your most
treasured stuff to a person that you brawled most with! Lovely game this is
ne?” Duke Prio laughed
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* hic * Anything but * hic * that!!! Not my * hic * tessen!!!!!! Especially to
that Obaka-chan!!!!!” Tasuki whined as he cling on to his treasured stuff.
“Tasuki…You know that
rules, so just follow it!” Andy said as he went back to his place.
“NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEKKA
SHIEN ~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!” Tasuki yelled as he aims the flames towards Taka. But
his aiming was quite sad (He’s drunk) and missed Taka by miles. Instead, it hit
the…
“ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The CHRISTMAS TREE is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Miaka squealed as the flames
licked the tree
“Keisuke-san! Get some
water no da !!!!!!!!!!” Chichiri shouted as Keisuke ran into the kitchen and
came back minutes later with a pail of water. He poured it over the tree.
Everyone was silent except for Tasuki, who was too drunk to have a steady mind
and was muttering to himself about hating Obaka-chan and the game.
“Well, that’s what’s
left of the Christmas tree…” Joe glanced at the remains of the tree
“What are all of you
doing there!?” Tasuki suddenly asked, ignoring the fact that it was he who
started the commotion. Everyone stared at him.
“BAKA!!!!!!!! Who in
the world would be that stupid to start a fire and don’t have a single clue
that it was he who started it in the first place!!!???” Taka yelled at him.
“This time I’m really gonna have your tessen for good!!!” He continued as he
snatched Tasuki’s tessen from his hand and threw it out of the window.
“NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY TESSEN!!!!!!!!” Tasuki exclaimed as he glared at Taka. Then he suddenly
passed out from shock.
“Poor Tasuki…” Andy
muttered as the rest nodded “He never got so much depression in life before…”
“Also, he would need
some sleep from drinking all those sake anyway.” Pedro sweatdropped
“So should we continue
to game?” Tetsuya asked
“Hai…there’s only one
player down…still plenty of players for the package to be passed around.” Duke
Prio said. So the seishis and Miaka sat down again to pass the parcel again.
This time, it landed on Miaka.
“Yay! My turn!!!!!”
She said as she tore off the wrapping. “Take off your clothes and stand in the
middle of the ring for 5 mins…” she read
“NANI!!!!!!??????” Taka heard what she said and turned red. The
others don’t believed what they heard too.
“Daijobu! I did it
before remember?” Miaka said in embarrassment “I’ll do it again.”
While Taka tried to
shield the rest from looking at Miaka, she took off her clothes until all was
left her undergarments. That was followed by a scramble of tissue paper for
bloody noses. (Hfan: ^^;;; hehe…I’m an idiot)
“This is the furthest
I can go…” Miaka said, but no one bother to listen to her as they tried to stop
the bleeding from their noses and staring at her at the same time. After 5
minutes, she quickly put on back her clothes while the others signed. “Let the
music start again!!”
“Andy-san!!!!” Joe
called “What’s written on it!!!???” Andy said nothing as he tore off the paper.
After reading the instructions, he gave a satisfactory smile and stood up.
“This is Andy Won with
one of his most popular songs: Boku no Uchuu ni Kimi ga Iru.” He announced as
he began to pick up the microphone and sing.
“What’s the
instructions no da?!” Chichiri asked loudly over the loud blasting stereo
phone.
“Well, it says that
the person must sing his favourite song!!!” Joe yelled back as he picked up the
parcel.
“ Of course,
everything that he sings would be his favourite…” Pedro muttered
“OKAY Andy!!!!! That
enough!!! We know your favourite song!!!” Taka said to Andy, who didn’t really
looked pleased at the idea of stopping in the middle of his song. ( Hfan: I
want Andy to sing ~~~!!!!!)
“Hmph!” Andy stopped
the music and sat down looking disappointed that he didn’t get to finish his
song.
“Let’s finished this
%*@#&$ game and then find my tessen!!!!!!!” Tasuki woke up suddenly. (Who
wouldn’t wake up from all the noise!?)
“Go and find it
yourself!” Taka retorted. (“*%$@%&^*$#!!!”) It was a good thing that the
tessen is somewhere outside. Tasuki was looking as though he could have fried
Taka and send him to Nakago, who wouldn’t be happier to receive such a
delightful present…
“ I think the parcel
got about 3 more wrappings to the final gift…” Miaka said.
“Then let’s get on
with it!” Joe replied as the music started again.
“Obaka-chan! Hope you
really get it this time!!!” Tasuki grinned as Taka scowled. He tore off the
paper.
“Go and get back the
treasured stuff.” Taka’s eyes widened in surprised as Tasuki choked on his
sake. The others laughed.
“Now you really had it
this time!” Tasuki sprayed sake all over Taka’s face in the middle of his
laughs. Taka grumbled as he went out of the house into the dark garden, which
he had flung out the tesssen. “It will take some time, so the rest of you can
continue without me.” Taka forced a painful smile as he went out, accompanied
by Tasuki’s laughter.
“Hmmm…who haven’t got
the parcel yet?” Miaka asked as three hands went up
“This will be
interesting. Okay, those that already got the parcel would be out of the game,
only Chichiri, Mitsukake and Chiriko will pass the parcel now…” She continued
as the others moved away, leaving the three to pass the parcel. It landed on
Pedro.
“Go and help the
person to take back the treasured stuff…” he read and the others burst out
laughing again. “But I don’t want to!!!!!!! I didn’t even throw his
tessen!!!!!!! I don’t want to!” Pedro protested as Joe pushed him out.
“Two left!!!! Who wants
to take the challenge???” Miaka asked. Chichiri looked at Chiriko and said
“I’ll have it no da! Chiriko may not be happy about it…do you want to have it?”
“It’s alright. I would
rather stay away from those…just in case.”
Chichiri tore off the
wrapping. Andy looked over his shoulder “ If you dare, act out a person you
like.” He read.
“That’s easy no da!”
Chichiri said as he changed into a blue hair lady. They others stared.
“Isn’t that the lady
you changed into when you went to the spring? Your girlfriend that
dumped you?” Miaka asked, but
received a glare from Chichiri as he changed back.
“Miaka…if you continue
like this, you will not have any more friends no da…”
“Ah!!! Gomenasai!!!”
Miaka sweatdropped.
“Okay…its my turn
now…” Duke Prio said as he tore off the last wrapping. The other craned their
necks for a better look at what’s the gift inside. Out fell……………….a
“BOOK!!!!!!??????
After all we did…the gift was a f****** book?????” Tasuki’s jaw’s dropped.
Duke Prio was probably
the only one in the group that found the gift interesting. “Cool! The Lord of
the Rings! I was actually planning to buy one myself!” He sat down in a corner
and started to read the really thick book.
Just then, Taka burst
into the house, followed by Pedro. “I finally found that darn tessen!!!!!!” But
the others are not interested in the tessen. They were looking at him. Taka’s
hair was in a total mess and leaves and twigs were stuck on his clothes, which
was a torn into shred.
“Where on Earth did
you actually threw that tessen?” Andy asked, surprised
“…It was in the
neighbours’ garden, and there was this German Shepard…” Taka remembered his
close encounter with that ferocious dog as Tasuki spat out more sake…
Hfan: Haha…Merry Christmas minna! Hope ya enjoy it!!!!^^