An Unforgettable (And MAD) Christmas with FY

 

 

An FY fan fiction

Author: Hotohori Fan

Notes: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How EVER did ya get on fire???!!!

Disclaimer: Okay…this is a cool Christmas, esp with Tasuki around!! Oh…and FY characters don’t belong to me…it belongs to Watase Yuu and Flower Comics. So….please don’t sue me! ^^;;;

 

 

                “Ah! It’s been a long time since we had a gathering like this!” Miaka said happily as she sat beside Taka on the sofa.

            “Hai. Ever since the baseball game we had, most of us had been busy to have another gathering, but we finally got a chance these few days!” Andy replied as the others agreed.

            Andy Won, an idol singer in China was the reborn of Hotohori. He was every bit of Hotohori, even his narcissistic nature hasn’t changed, as what Keisuke and Tetsuya found out when they first met him…

            Beside Andy was Joe, the reborn of Nuriko. Joe still has the habit of dressing up like a lady. ^^; She, or HE is a spy for France.

            Sitting on the arm of the sofa was Duke Prio, also known as Chiriko, a child prodigy from New York. And also Pedro, or to say Mitsukake. He’s a soccer player for Brazil.

            “Hmmm…all that’s left is to call Chichiri-san and Tasuki-san from the Shichi Tenchi Sou.” Duke Prio

            “Ah….Keisuke and Tetsuya went to fetch them already. They should be back any moment now…” Taka replied as he looked at the clock on the wall.

            Just that moment, Keisuke and Tetsuya returned with the 2 familiar seishis. “Tasuki! Chichiri-san!” Miaka cried as she ran to hug them.

“Argh! Get Off me!!!!!!!” Tasuki yelled as he turned red when Miaka hugged him. “Long time ne? Miaka no da!” Chichiri said.

            Tasuki and Chichiri were quickly surrounded by the other seishis.

            “Hey! So how’s life in the book?” Joe asked hurriedly

            “Fine no da! Tasuki is still hot-headed though…” Chichiri replied as Tasuki protested. They rest sweatdropped.

~~***~~

 

            After some get back together talks, its back to Christmas shopping and stuff.

            “What’s Christmas?” Tasuki asked.

            “It’s a festival which we celebrate in this world Tasuki-san! We exchanged presents with our family and friends.” Duke Prio answered happily

            “Hehe…Chiriko! Smart as always!” Tasuki laughed as Duke Prio blushed.

            “Okay! Let’s go to the mall now!!” Keisuke said but Joe stopped him by pointing to Tasuki and Chichiri. “They aren’t wearing the right stuff ne?” This was followed by chores of agreements from everyone. Tasuki and Chichiri were then whisked off into Keisuke’s room.

            Minutes later, they came out looking more appropriate. “Kakkoii!!!!” Miaka said to them. Tasuki was wearing a white sleeveless shirt with a leather jacket and pants, while Chichiri was wearing just a shirt with shorts (But he still looks kakkoii!). Tasuki insisted that he wanted to bring along his tessen with him, saying that he won’t feel normal without it beside him, so Keisuke got the strap which hold the tessen…

            “Let’s hit the road now!!!” Andy said as he put on his sunglasses and went out to get his car.

 

            Tetsuya’s car arrived first, followed by Andy’s. (…this is Japan…Andy’s from China, he won’t know the way ^^;)

            “What took you so long eh Andy-san?” Tetsuya said jokingly to him when Andy parked his car.

            “You won’t be that fast when neither you nor your passengers know this area very well.” Andy retorted as Pedro, Duke Prio Tasuki and Chichiri came out from his car.

            “Okay, we’ll all go in pairs to buy our gifts. One pair can get the tree and another 2 pairs should get the tree ornaments too.” Keisuke said “Me and Tetsuya would get the tree, the rest of you can decide on yourself on who would get the ornaments.” He continued as he went off with Tetsuya.

            “I’ll be with Miaka of course!” Taka said as he goes off with Miaka.

            “ I’ll be with Andy then!” Joe said happily

            “Nani!? Watashi?!” Andy asked, remembering his past on Nuriko…

            “We will get the ornaments with Tasuki and Chichiri then!” Joe replied as he dragged Tasuki and Chichiri with him as Andy followed behind.

            “So that leaves me and you then!” Duke Prio said to Pedro. Pedro merely nodded

~~***~~

 

At the Tree Ornaments shop:

            “ANDY!!!!!!!!!! ANDY-SAN~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Fans shouted when Andy went in the shop with Joe, Tasuki and Chichiri. In seconds, teenage girls trying to catch a glimpse of Andy surrounded them all.

            “THIS is %*@^#  difficult! Imagine, just getting ornaments and girls surrounded Hotohori. What worse would go wrong if he goes  to get presents?!” Tasuki yelled through the crowds.

            “Well, Hotohori seemed to be enjoying it no da.” Chichiri sweatdropped.

            “Hmm…I guess that wearing a pair of sunglasses won’t help. Anyway, I’ll be surprised  if they don’t recognise me…” Andy said as he signed an autograph and posed for a picture.

            Then, one of the girls suddenly spotted Joe. “Ne…is that Andy’s girlfriend???!!!” That was followed by silence. Joe was surprised, but not as surprised at Andy. He got a SHOCKED look on his face.

            “AWWW!!!!! ANDY got a GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!” Fans shriek out. Some girls looked REAL disappointed.

            “Ah…ie…all of you got it wrong, Joe’s not my ___!?…” Andy mouth was quickly covered by Joe.

            “Ahahaahah! Hai…I’m his girlfriend. Is there a problem?” Joe asked sweetly to the girls. Tasuki and Chichiri sweatdropped as they saw Andy trying to free himself from Joe’s grip.

            When the crowd finally let them off (Which took a REAL long time), they chose the ornaments for their tree. Both Tasuki and Chichiri stared at the sparkling objects in front of them.

            “Take your pick then! I’ll be paying for them.” Joe said “Take it as an apology then Andy-san. But it was fun ne?” He added, giggling. Andy replied with a toss of his silky hair.

            “Wah…Nuriko! Are these real stones?!” Tasuki asked as he picked up a long string of fake crystals.

            “Ie…they are just fakes as they are only for decoration…but they are just as nice looking!” Andy answered.

            After a while, Chichiri picked out a few glass bulbs, while Andy chose a set of coloured lights. Joe picked out a golden star for the top of the tree.

            “Where’s Tasuki-chan?” Joe asked as he paid for the goods.

            “MATTE!!!!!!!” a very familiar voice called out. They turned their heads and saw Tasuki, ‘decorated’ with ornaments of all shapes and sizes. “Gomen, Can’t decide so I want all of these!” Tasuki said as he dumped the whole lot down, much to Joe’s dismay…

            Hours later, the Suzaku shichiseichis and their miko gathered back together, holding bags of wrapped gifts. (In Andy’s case, bouquets of flowers too…)

            “Ne…where’s your aniki Miaka-san?” Duke Prio asked.

            “Keisuke and Tetsuya are handling the Christmas tree, so they may take a longer time to bring it here.” Taka answered while Miaka munched on some festive cookies.

            But after waiting for more than half an hour, they still saw no signs of them…

            “Where could they be?” Pedro muttered as the others looked worried.

            “Come on then minna! Let’s go to the florist shop and find them, maybe they can’t decide on the tree.” Miaka suggested

~***~

 

            “STILL no sign of those two!!! Where the $*^#@^*! Are they!?” Tasuki exclaimed.

            Just then, Andy’s hand phone rang. “Gomen, excuse me for a moment.” He said as he answered his phone.

            “Andy here… NANI!!!!!?????” It was his turn to exclaim “Hai…wakette. We’ll be there in a few minutes time.” Andy put down his hand phone. “Keisuke called just now. He said that they are already at the car park waiting for us. They already got the Christmas tree strapped up on the car…”  They quickly made their way towards the car park.

            “Oniichan!! WHY didn’t you tell us when you went off???!!!” Miaka asked hotly.

            “Anou…I tried calling you but you pager’s off…and so is Taka’s…then I remembered that Andy got a cell phone, so I called him instead.” Keisuke explained as Tetsuya sweatdropped.

            “But at least you all got back here ne?” Tetsuya tried to lighten up the situation but received glares from them.

            “You WON’T know the feeling of standing there and doing nothing except watching a fan of Hotohori’s every now and then asking for an autograph or another bouquet of flowers being sent to him…” Tasuki signed as Andy threw him a cold look.

            “Look here, why don’t we just get back home to decorate the tree then?” Joe said hurriedly, trying to shut Andy’s mouth up in case another brawl starts.

            “Ah…hai…I’ll get my car now.” Andy replied as he went off.

~***~

 

            The Suzaku seishis and their miko spent a wonderful time putting up the tree.

            “Argh! Stop playing with those lights Tasuki!”

            “Where do I put this?”

            “ Ah…just hangs it there…TAME~~~!!!!!!! Don’t do that__” *Zapped !!!!!!*

            “TASUKI!!!!!!! DAIJOBU!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!”

            *Sizzle… * “@*^%$#&^)&^_$#^@^%^%@*)$(&^%!$^@#%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

            “Told you not to play with those lights….good thing only a few are destroyed” Andy eyed at a burnt Tasuki.

            Later…

“Finally! The tree is finished!!!! Minna! Look!” Miaka pointed to the tree excitedly. 

            “The presents are also at the bottom of the tree now Miaka-chan!” Joe smiled

            “Its going to be one of the BEST Christmas EVER!!!” Miaka said as she gazed at  the top of  the Christmas tree, the glittering star as she remembered what Chichiri said when they parted

            “There are stars at your world ne Miaka no da?! We would be watching over you two in your world too no da!”…

~***~

           

            “Ah……Merry * hic* Christmas * hic*!” Tasuki held up his glass of wine “The sake in this world is really out of this world! We must bring some of them back us! Kouji and the rest will enjoy this!”

            “Tasuki!! You drank too much!!!!” Duke Prio cried out as that red-hair seishi poured out another glass.

            “Daijobu Chiriko! You should try some too!* hic*!”

            “Miaka! Look up!” Taka whispered to her

            “Nani…Wah! A mistletoe!!!” Miaka giggled as Taka wrapped her up with his arms and kissed her passionately on the lips. But that didn’t last very long…

            * BUMP * * CRASH*

            “Ah Obaka-chan!! Come and have a drink with me ~~~!!!!! Chiriko refused to drink ~~!!!!!!” Tasuki whined as he stumbled into Taka, causing him to lose his balance and fell on Miaka.

            “IE!!!!! Get OFF TAKA!!!!!!!!” Miaka cried

            “Tasuki! You’re drunk! Face it no da!!! Chiriko is right no da!” Chichiri came and dragged him off as Miaka and Taka sweatdropped. ( “$&*#!!! Let go of me Chichiri! I’m not drunk!” )

            Nearby, The other seishis were having karaoke. Andy and Joe were hogging over the microphone, arguing on who should sing, Pedro was watching the sports channel and Duke Prio was helping Chichiri to prevent Tasuki from destroying the place down.

            “Minna! Let’s play a game right now!!!!!!” Miaka said, not as cheerful as before. Taka came up behind her with a hand mark on his cheek….(Hfan: ^^;;;;;;)

            The others stopped what they were doing and came over to Miaka’s side( With the help of Chichiri and Duke Prio, Tasuki staggered over). “Nan de?” Andy asked as he spotted something hiding behind her back.

            Miaka smiled as she brought out that package. “ Pass the Parcel!” She announced happily as others groan “Let’s sit in a circle and pass the package around until the music stops. Then person who’s holding the package would unwrapped the wrapping and follows the instructions written on it! This would go on until there are no more instructions! I’ll pass first!” She said as she turned on the music.

            As the music played, the package was passed round and round the seishis and their miko. The music suddenly stopped. Everyone looked at who got that parcel. Joe got a shocked look on his face as he held that package.

            “Open up Joe!!!!!!” Taka and Miaka pressed him as he gave a weak smile and tore off the wrapping. The seishis clambered up to him for a good look at what was installed for him.

            “Kiss the * hic *person that you like * hic *most in your past life! Wah * hic*!!!!!!!” Tasuki exclaimed as Joe paled. Everyone glanced at Andy, who wore the same expression as Joe. Joe gulped and asked “…yaoi is not allow here ne?” as Andy nodded. Trying to stay as far as possible from the subject.

            “Ah….What the * hic * f***! It’s only just a kiss!!! Just Get on * hic *with it!!!!” Tasuki yelled while the others cheered on.

            Joe looked embarrassed. “Okay…whatever you say.” He said as he reached for Andy, who stood up and tried to go upstairs, but was forced down again by a drunk Tasuki. Joe went up to him and gave a really LONG kiss onto his lips.

            “Ack! Yaoi!!!!!” Andy screamed as he pushed himself away from Joe. “NEVER do that again!” he panted as Joe grinned ( “Gomen ~~~ Andy-san…but that was the instruction anyway ne?” “Whatever! I’m going to the washroom…”)

            The music stopped again and this time it landed on Tasuki.

            “Tasuki…let’s see what you got now in yours!” Andy said before going up.

            “What the f***! It’s only a game!!!” Tasuki shrugged as he tore off the wrapper. He read the instructions and spat out the sake.

            “Oooo…give your most treasured stuff to a person that you brawled most with! Lovely game this is ne?” Duke Prio laughed

            “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * hic * Anything but * hic * that!!! Not my * hic * tessen!!!!!! Especially to that Obaka-chan!!!!!” Tasuki whined as he cling on to his treasured stuff.

            “Tasuki…You know that rules, so just follow it!” Andy said as he went back to his place.

            “NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEKKA SHIEN ~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!” Tasuki yelled as he aims the flames towards Taka. But his aiming was quite sad (He’s drunk) and missed Taka by miles. Instead, it hit the…

            “ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The CHRISTMAS TREE is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Miaka squealed as the flames licked the tree

            “Keisuke-san! Get some water no da !!!!!!!!!!” Chichiri shouted as Keisuke ran into the kitchen and came back minutes later with a pail of water. He poured it over the tree. Everyone was silent except for Tasuki, who was too drunk to have a steady mind and was muttering to himself about hating Obaka-chan and the game.

            “Well, that’s what’s left of the Christmas tree…” Joe glanced at the remains of the tree

            “What are all of you doing there!?” Tasuki suddenly asked, ignoring the fact that it was he who started the commotion. Everyone stared at him.

            “BAKA!!!!!!!! Who in the world would be that stupid to start a fire and don’t have a single clue that it was he who started it in the first place!!!???” Taka yelled at him. “This time I’m really gonna have your tessen for good!!!” He continued as he snatched Tasuki’s tessen from his hand and threw it out of the window.

            “NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TESSEN!!!!!!!!” Tasuki exclaimed as he glared at Taka. Then he suddenly passed out from shock.

            “Poor Tasuki…” Andy muttered as the rest nodded “He never got so much depression in life before…”

            “Also, he would need some sleep from drinking all those sake anyway.” Pedro sweatdropped

            “So should we continue to game?” Tetsuya asked

            “Hai…there’s only one player down…still plenty of players for the package to be passed around.” Duke Prio said. So the seishis and Miaka sat down again to pass the parcel again. This time, it landed on Miaka.

            “Yay! My turn!!!!!” She said as she tore off the wrapping. “Take off your clothes and stand in the middle of the ring for 5 mins…” she read

            “NANI!!!!!!??????”  Taka heard what she said and turned red. The others don’t believed what they heard too.

            “Daijobu! I did it before remember?” Miaka said in embarrassment “I’ll do it again.”

            While Taka tried to shield the rest from looking at Miaka, she took off her clothes until all was left her undergarments. That was followed by a scramble of tissue paper for bloody noses. (Hfan: ^^;;; hehe…I’m an idiot)

            “This is the furthest I can go…” Miaka said, but no one bother to listen to her as they tried to stop the bleeding from their noses and staring at her at the same time. After 5 minutes, she quickly put on back her clothes while the others signed. “Let the music start again!!”

            “Andy-san!!!!” Joe called “What’s written on it!!!???” Andy said nothing as he tore off the paper. After reading the instructions, he gave a satisfactory smile and stood up.

            “This is Andy Won with one of his most popular songs: Boku no Uchuu ni Kimi ga Iru.” He announced as he began to pick up the microphone and sing.

            “What’s the instructions no da?!” Chichiri asked loudly over the loud blasting stereo phone.

            “Well, it says that the person must sing his favourite song!!!” Joe yelled back as he picked up the parcel.

            “ Of course, everything that he sings would be his favourite…” Pedro muttered

            “OKAY Andy!!!!! That enough!!! We know your favourite song!!!” Taka said to Andy, who didn’t really looked pleased at the idea of stopping in the middle of his song. ( Hfan: I want Andy to sing ~~~!!!!!)

            “Hmph!” Andy stopped the music and sat down looking disappointed that he didn’t get to finish his song.

            “Let’s finished this %*@#&$ game and then find my tessen!!!!!!!” Tasuki woke up suddenly. (Who wouldn’t wake up from all the noise!?)

            “Go and find it yourself!” Taka retorted. (“*%$@%&^*$#!!!”) It was a good thing that the tessen is somewhere outside. Tasuki was looking as though he could have fried Taka and send him to Nakago, who wouldn’t be happier to receive such a delightful present…

            “ I think the parcel got about 3 more wrappings to the final gift…” Miaka said.

            “Then let’s get on with it!” Joe replied as the music started again.

            “Obaka-chan! Hope you really get it this time!!!” Tasuki grinned as Taka scowled. He tore off the paper.

            “Go and get back the treasured stuff.” Taka’s eyes widened in surprised as Tasuki choked on his sake. The others laughed.

            “Now you really had it this time!” Tasuki sprayed sake all over Taka’s face in the middle of his laughs. Taka grumbled as he went out of the house into the dark garden, which he had flung out the tesssen. “It will take some time, so the rest of you can continue without me.” Taka forced a painful smile as he went out, accompanied by Tasuki’s laughter.

            “Hmmm…who haven’t got the parcel yet?” Miaka asked as three hands went up

            “This will be interesting. Okay, those that already got the parcel would be out of the game, only Chichiri, Mitsukake and Chiriko will pass the parcel now…” She continued as the others moved away, leaving the three to pass the parcel. It landed on Pedro.

            “Go and help the person to take back the treasured stuff…” he read and the others burst out laughing again. “But I don’t want to!!!!!!! I didn’t even throw his tessen!!!!!!! I don’t want to!” Pedro protested as Joe pushed him out.

            “Two left!!!! Who wants to take the challenge???” Miaka asked. Chichiri looked at Chiriko and said “I’ll have it no da! Chiriko may not be happy about it…do you want to have it?”

            “It’s alright. I would rather stay away from those…just in case.”

            Chichiri tore off the wrapping. Andy looked over his shoulder “ If you dare, act out a person you like.” He read.

            “That’s easy no da!” Chichiri said as he changed into a blue hair lady. They others stared.

            “Isn’t that the lady you changed into when you went to the spring? Your girlfriend that

 dumped you?” Miaka asked, but received a glare from Chichiri as he changed back.

            “Miaka…if you continue like this, you will not have any more friends no da…”

            “Ah!!! Gomenasai!!!” Miaka sweatdropped.

            “Okay…its my turn now…” Duke Prio said as he tore off the last wrapping. The other craned their necks for a better look at what’s the gift inside. Out fell……………….a

            “BOOK!!!!!!?????? After all we did…the gift was a f****** book?????” Tasuki’s jaw’s dropped.

            Duke Prio was probably the only one in the group that found the gift interesting. “Cool! The Lord of the Rings! I was actually planning to buy one myself!” He sat down in a corner and started to read the really thick book.

            Just then, Taka burst into the house, followed by Pedro. “I finally found that darn tessen!!!!!!” But the others are not interested in the tessen. They were looking at him. Taka’s hair was in a total mess and leaves and twigs were stuck on his clothes, which was a torn into shred.

            “Where on Earth did you actually threw that tessen?” Andy asked, surprised

            “…It was in the neighbours’ garden, and there was this German Shepard…” Taka remembered his close encounter with that ferocious dog as Tasuki spat out more sake…

Hfan: Haha…Merry Christmas minna! Hope ya enjoy it!!!!^^       

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