Seiryuu Shichi Seishis and their Miko…What?!
Author: Hfan
Note: Hey hey hey!
Just came back from the examination fever and I’m back to say my views
on the Seiryuu side of this humor fic! Hmmm…I also received a few reviews on
some of those few things which I advice we shouldn’t do was done. Haha! That
may be possible, but I am saying from my view, It IS cool that some of those
are done (especially one said that he actually had a temporary tattoo of
Nakago’s symbol on his head.) But I gotta add one thing, just make sure that
those tattoo ain’t for permanent ones! ^^;;;
Disclaimer: Yeah…gotta add this. Fy don’t belong to me…(but I really wish Hotohori-sama was mine…)
For YUI fans: DON’T
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Believe that there is such a book call the
Shichi Tenchi Sou…and don’t try to get in if ya really find it.
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Go as far as to get any stuff on Miaka and
start ripping/hacking/slashing them to pieces, that
would get you in debt. Get Yui stuff instead! (although
you can join a Miaka hate shrine or start one…)
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Go searching round the world and swear to
yourself that you would get a blonde hair, Blue eye bishounen and get him to
marry you. No one is as cute as the real Thing….*grins*
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For the Guys: Try not to follow his habit of * cough *
err…seducing poor, innocent, young girl…
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Guys Again: * Coughs even more and chocks *
Err…do You.-Know-What on any ladies that might increase your ying/yang (forgot
which one is for guy and gals) energy. (awww…what the
heck! What he did to Soi was not decent okay?!)
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Believe the fact that one can possess powerful
chi enough to kill.
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Try not to play some lovely music to the young
kids and say that they are gonna die after they hear the songs…(My cousin, age
5, nearly cried when I played my recorder and told him that was a powerful
spell that would make him die when he sleeps tonight)
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Dye your hair green? (in
the manga, Amiboshi’s hair was chestnut brown. IN the Anime…god knows how he got
the green hairdo)
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For the Guys: what he did to Miaka to decrease
her temperature ain’t decent…he didn’t got a trashing
or anything from Miaka, But when you do that to your poor, sick girlfriend, you
would probably end up being kicked outta the house.
For SUBOSHI fans: DON’T
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Try to take advantage on someone ya like
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Go as far as to kill just for someone ya like
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Get yo-yos and then spin them around, saying
“Cool! I got ryuseisui!!!!! And now I am gonna make a hole in every single
person I hate!”
For SOI fans: DON’T
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Get into the prostitution ring…
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Play with lightning. Remember: You are not Soi
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Be a homosexual
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Grow long, sharp fingernails and start to paint
them blood red (For the guys)
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Get a garb like him (Those feathers are a bit
weird)
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Clams are for collecting, not for playing (did
Tomo’s mother ever tell him not to play with his food?!)
For MIBOSHI fans: (although I doubt that there would
be any) DON’T
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You are not a kid, so don’t play with rattles
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Monsters ain’t child’s toys
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Get one freaky coloured gem and then stuff it
on your forehead, I mean REALLY GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!!! (Not those which Indian
ladies wear. Those are pretty.)
For ASHITARE fans: (Also not really popular) DON’T
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Pretend to rush all over the rooms like a dog…
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Start howling whenever ya like, you’ll get
smack (Hfan: Bad Dog!!!! Bad Dog!)
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Wear
Chains (And I mean real chains)
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Being barbaric won’t get you anywhere.
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Just don’t be a cannibal
In all, for the Seiryuu fans…just don’t get involved
in any scandalous act…^^;;; Also, mind you, Watase Yuu-san’s ways of preventing
a miko from being able to summoned their gods ain’t
decent…Nakago…Suboshi…Tomo…*sign*
Hfan: Well…to me…this ain’t a good job done. So I need
ideas!!!!!! Any ideas!?