Chapter 2:
Author: Hfan
Note: Hey arigatou guys for
reviewing them! As the popularity rises that I should
write a 2nd chapter, so here it is! So be prepared to get some roses
(OR tomatoes in case ya feel that I’m too boring) sit back and relax!
Songs that we should try not
to sing during specific times…(hey there!)
Don’t sing Star when having
astrology lessons…it might make the teacher rather flattered that you sang
something related and…SHE/HE goes right on droning, giving a few extra
notes…making us die of boredom.
Same for Eyes at the eye
doctor’s…
Don’t sing Kuroi Tsuki at an
eclipse…as the song title means Black Moon…people would
have start thinking that you jinxed it or something…
Okay, in all, try not to
sing it to friends who don’t watch FY!!!!!!! Because they got NO idea what the
hell am I singing about!!!! (And that makes me a little irritated)
(Pretty lame ne? But I’ll
come up with something now…)
Hfan: * ahem* Now…I’ll give
all a lecture on what we should NOT do to follow our favourite characters…*
sweatdropped as she saw her audience getting pillows and blankets *
FOR MIAKA fans: DON’T
Think
of becoming the Suzaku no Miko herself in THAT particular story. She
gets rape all the time…if not, tortured.
Fall
for Tama-chan, unless ya want Yui to kick your ass…
Follow her way of studying…(Yeah…NEVER DO THAT)
Follow
her habit of eating whenever she got the time…
FOR
TAMAHOME fans: DON’T
Collect
coins (reason is simple: collect notes, they are worth much more…)
For
Miaka haters: Don’t fall for Miaka, give her to Hotohori-sama
Search
in the whole of
Go
as far as to dye your hair green (If you are planning to, I can’t stop ya, but
don’t
blame me if someone calls your hair a green lawn)
FOR
HOTOHORI fans: DON’T
Collect mirrors (reason…I think I mentioned it before somewhere…)
Start to search the wonky world to find the shinken (Or the sacred
sword)
For you guys…try not ta keep you hair long
Don’t bother searching for a
certain black/brown hair bishounen call Andy in China (Unless ya wanna take the
fact that there IS a hot singer/actor in HK call Andy Lau…but he looks NOTHING
like Hotohori-sama!!!!!)
FOR NURIKO fans: DON’T
Cross-dress
Be a gay
Try not ta dye your hair purple…to me it’s a rather weird colour for
hair
Go searching for a certain
purple hair bishounen call Joe in
Insist that you can find a
pair of bracelets EXACTLY like hers…
FOR CHICHIRI fans: DON’T
Say ‘no da!’ too much…
Dye your hair LIGHT blue…(ever seen anyone with bright blue hair?)
Try any means to get that
scar on Chichiri’s left eye
Insist on that theory that
humans can shrink when they practice magic for 3 yrs…
FOR TASUKI fans: DON’T
Swear too much…reason is mentioned
Buy a pair of fangs from a
costume store and put it on every time ya go out
Dye your hair flaming
orange, you might get a douse of water from a concern person who suspect that
you hair’s on fire
Get a diamond tessen…(goodness how are you gonna afford it…make a paper one
instead!)
Go bashing up everyone ya
hate, saying that that’s what your favourite character does
FOR MITSUKAKE fans: DON’T
Go and have a tattoo on your
hand
Search for a certain huge
guy call Pedro, who’s a soccer player(goalkeeper) for
Dyes your hair green
(reason: go up and look at Tama’s reason)
FOR CHIRIKO fans: DON’T
Go search for a certain
child prodigy call Duke Prio in
Get a scroll and wrapped it
around your most hated teacher and say: I’m gonna seal you up!!!!!!
Tied
up your hair just like him…or end up being laughed at
THE END
*came to the backstage,
clothes dripping with tomato juice*
Haha…how ya like it!? R/r
onegai!!!!