Things
you shouldn’t do when watching FY…
Author: Hfan
Notes: Just what the titles says! I may be adding more and more titles as time
goes by!
Disclaimer: Much as I don’t want to admit, FY doesn’t belong to me, it belongs
to my all time favourite artist Watase
Yuu!!!
When watching FY…DON’T:
Try to hug that character or you’ll end up with a squashed face…
Try to kiss that character or end up with a broken nose…
Imitate Hotohori by tying that loose ponytail…
(That’s true! I tried it once and it doesn’t work at all! That loose part just
won’t work; it would flop out at a weird angle…and I was the laughing stock of
the whole family.)
For guys…Don’t try to keep your hair long. In anime, you look cool. In real
life, you look like a sissy.
Don’t go wreck havoc in the living room when pretending to bash up someone.
Don’t eat when watching gross parts…or end up wasting all the good food…
Don’t fool around in the living room with a make-belief tessen
or end up looking like a fool yourself…
And After you watch the whole FY set:
Never get yourself a tattoo symbol on the same place of these few guys: Tamahome, Nakago, Hotohori, Hikitsu, Mitsukake, Tatara and Tokaki or…
Tamahome and Nakago: Wanna look like an idiot with those words tattooed on your
forehead?
Hotohori: This tattoo would be fun, but you’ll risk a
high chance of not being to see it alive…(The symbol
location is on the neck)
Hikitsu: Whoever heard of a tattoo on your eye!?
Mitsukake and Tatara: I got
no idea, but having a tattoo on your palm doesn’t look exactly cool…
Tokaki: Yeah…I look good with a symbol on my cheek.
My teacher would start asking me not to practice my calligraphy on my cheek
next time…
Don’t try to crossdress these few days…I guarantee it
will never work this generation
Haha…here are some hobby warning:
Collecting Coins: Better not…or end up with less storage space, collect notes
instead!
Collecting Mirrors: Terror…especially if you break one of them and you are one
of those superstitious types…
Exercising: Be careful not to over exert yourself!
Eating: The worst hobby anyone should get…try not to get obese! Be like Miaka!!!!
…ahem…Swearing: Tasuki’s favourite and he usually gets away with it. But you
may not be as lucky.
Audience: NEXT! * Hfan got pounded with tomatoes for
being too boring*
Hfan: Woah woah!!!! Okay okay!!! I’m
thinking now!!!!!
Okay, last but not least, I really need ta present
the most important and final Rule ta all…
NEVER WATCH FY WITH YOUR PARENTS!
The End! * Got hurled at by shoes now *
SO How was it? ^^ R/r please!!!!!!!!! ^^