| Mr. Hemp Necklace Mr. Jelly Bean Mr. Black Bean Mr. Beef Mr. Pythagoras Mr. Toast Scrapings The "Emporer" Mr. Turnip Mr. Petro Canada Creepy Janitor Mr. Ritalin Mr. Monotone Ozzy Osbourne Mr. Bean Grandma Lookalike Midget Mr. Walrus Mr. Purple Pool Table Mr. Sine Mr. Cosine Creepy Janitor Mr. Possum Mr. Floater Creep Staring Girl Mr. Gothic Fruit Mr. Mocha Mr. Saucey Mr. Onion Sprout The other Mr. Gorilla Mr. Coffee Cup Mr. Garlic's Stalker Bro Mr. African Mr. Egyptian Mr. Norwalk Mr. Elbow Mr. Toe Jam Mr. Organic Mr. Itchy's Son Mr. Pajama Boxer Mr. Nostril Mr. Cherry Blossom Mr. Airmile Mr. Rhudabega Mr. Eyeshadow Mr. Twinkle Mr. Different Mr. Mashed Potato Mr. Pomme Du Terre Lookalike Mr. Curling Iron Mr. Laughable Mr. Shampoo Mr. Conditioner Mr. Egg Nog Mr. Pi Mr. Mucus Mr. Life Jacket Fat Brain/Jabba Mr. Martini Mr. Parsley Lookalike Mr. Parsley Lookalike's Hott Friend Mr. Octopus The Farm Animals |
| THE VEGGIES |
Mr. Onion!! (number 1) Mr. Pear Mr. Parsley Mr. Mushroom Mr. Peach Mr. Banana Mr. Asparagus Mr. Sausage Mr.Brussell Sprout Mr. Coffee Bean Mr.Pois Mr. Prunie Mr. Kiwi Mr. Tangerine Mr. Brethoulizer Chinese Mon Mrs. Chicken Mr. Tomato Mr. Daniels/ Mountain Dew Mr. Pow Wow Mr. Raddish Mr. Roadkill Gay Guy Mr. Watermelon Mr. Rhubarb Mr. Green Bean Mr. Wala Wala Mr. Shallot Mr. Green Onion Mr. Pineapple Mr. Manderin Mr. Carrot Dr. Winky Mr. Celery Mr. Cucumber Mr. Chili Pepper Mr. Pomme du Terre Mr. Happy Jacolantern Mr. Timbits Mr. Bonsai Mr. Gord Mr.Olive Mr. Spinach Obi Wan Kenobi Mr. Parsley's Brother Male Prositute Mr. Garlic Moby Dick Big Purple Whale Sqeaker Beaker Mr. Skunk Mrs. Skank Mr. Eggy Eyebrow boy Saturated Fats Guy Mr. Fabio Mr. Leeky Pimple Fat old Grandma (now skinny) Mr. Lampshade Mr. Sea Anenome/ Darth Vader Mr. Click click Mr. Scrabbled Egg Mr. Lollipop Mr. Walmart Mr. Hairy Lardy Fatso Fish Boy Mr. Palm Beach Mr. Einstien 2 Mr. Gorilla Mr. Barnacle Mr. Ouchie Mr. Hedgehog Mr. Sweet Potato Mr. Moo Mr. Ziggy Mr. Magic Mushroom Mr. Frenchi Mr. Turkey Mr. Tofu Mr. Cadbury Mr. Skeleton Mr. Spartan Mr. MP3 Mr. Corn Cob Great Aunt Mr. Phetephile Tree |
| These are all the people we give names to and the reason is that we do not want them to hear their name so we invented a code list so we could talk about them while we were right there. |
| Mr. Pamplemousse Mr. Itchy Bread Squeezer Scary Gothic Lady Mr. Feces Mr. Lumpy Log Mr. Pamplemousse's friend Mr. Crabapple Mr. Marijuana Mr. Artichoke Mr. Tiny Turd Mr. Massive Log Mr. Donut Mr. Rainbow Milk Mr. Friendly Garbage Grouch Mr. Swiss Cheese Mr. Serious George Mr. Camel Dracula Mr. Anthill Mr. Simple Mr. Tooshy Mr. Locker Blocker Mr. Smoochie Taco Mr. Fitness Mr. Dolphin Flab Mr. Deer Droppings Mr. French Fry Mr. Gothic Pansy Mr. Jiggly Mr. Budweiser Mr. Beer Belly Mr. Fruitcake Mr. Skater Boy Mr. Hackey Sack Mr. Skinny Bastard Mr. Hole in One Mr. Yellow Pus Mr. Peter Pan Mr. Big Dump Mr. Sober Mr. Germany Mr. Old MacDonald Mr. Frodo Mr. Snowball Mr. Blue Cheese Mr. Noodle Mr. Mini Me Mr. Pervert Mr. Snapple Slacker Mr. Samonella Mr. Freckle Mr. Sunny Day Mr. Green Leaf Leonardo DiCaprio Mr. Stubby Mr. Cashew Mr. Marshmellow Mr. BMW Mr. Trash Can Mr. Apple Crumble Mr. Rotten Chicken Mr. Toothpick Mr. Door - Unlocker Mr. Alphalfa Mr. Sweet Potato Lookalike Grandma look-a-like Mr. Cherry Bomb Mr. Cherry Tomato Mr. Z.I Mr. Nice Little Mr. Nice Mr. Grape Mr. Ghost Poopie Mr. Lima Bean Mr. Corn Poopie Midget Ms Overexposed Tooshie Mr. Shameful Mr Hula Hoop Limabean Lookalike |