Gay Pride Week NYC....man this is usually my FAVORITE time of year here. Women come from all over the tri-state area (NY, Jersey, Conneticut for you outta state bammas) just to see who is gay and who isn't. We just wanna revel in our gayness...wear clever pink triangle designs or saucy rainbow ensembles...go topless out in the Village streets if we dare...stare at each other, gawk and ogle...its a spectacle i tell you. But the gay boys are the best at it...one dude had on silver from head to toe...tight as hell with a silver wig...he strutted down eight street with more attitude than i've ever seen...people just stopped and stared...i just smiled and gave him a thumbs up...like he cared...lol.
Me: Shit, I wanna fuck Madonna (semi-nervous laughter)
Erin: I wanna fuck Madonna too!!
cut to: Uno's interior...camera pans to black female nearly breaking her neck in shock
Me: you're bi?
Erin (big ass inviting cheese grin): yup
Me: well good googly moogly!!!!! ( ok i didn't really say that but you can just insert some silly assed happy expression cuz i don't remember what i said cuz i nearly blacked)
So basically i was like yo we need to hang out sometime...lesbian speak for "I'm hoping i get to take you home and sex you very soon"...but i think she knew that by the drool puddle on the floor...i gotta get that under control. *note to self*
Ok so back to Gay Pride Weekend...i got to her apartment building to pick her up...she buzzes me upstairs and when i get to the door its ajar and she yells for me to come inside when i knock. Nice place..kinda messy but cute/funky (feng shui for poor college students)...i notice a suitcase half packed on her bed...she runs by me with a towel on saying "lemme take a quick one...make yourself comfy"...leaves the bathroom door open some...is that an invite to peek? ok lemme chill..don't wanna scare the poor girl off..so i just click on the TV and wait...
Long-ass-shower-minutes later she comes out of the bathroom fully dressed with a funny look on her face...i know instantly she's gonna cancel our "date"...gotdammit!!!! but i was only half right....
she tells me that she was supposed to be going to Conneticut the following day for a month but it got moved up and she's leaving tonite and needs to pack. i was wondering if she was just bullshitting me and just really didn't wanna hang out with me...so i said:
"Are you just bullshitting me and just really didn't wanna hang out with me?"
"Noooooo baby!!!!!" she croons...then she took my face in her hands and kissed me...sucked my bottom lip, even...so...um...i believed her :-) (yeah i'm easy!!!! so what?) Erin promised that when she gets back (in a month!) she'll make it up to me...so i'm eagerly anticipating her return from Connectthecunt..i mean Conneticut any day now :-)