It seems like my little foray into writing has produced some interesting results...chicks coming out the woodworks cuz they read the Dyke Chronicles and shit...i'm talking emails and Inbox messages....totally unexpected but quite welcomed....especially one in particular
Kaya
A male friend of mine had been trying to hook me up with her for the longest...but I was like eh whatever...he even introduced me to her once at Black Lily but I totally don't remember what she looks like. I do know she's Asian which is cool cuz I've never dated an Asian chick...not that i think it will be that much different but I don't know...there seems to be some kinda mystique about Asian women and i wanna find out what that is. Like I used to rent the porn movies with all asian women in them and it was a huge turn-on....but that's neither here nor there really...all i know is that she's dying to hang out with me
Damali: so have youbeen with women before?
Kaya: yeah..I have.
Kaya: I'm not experimenting or bi.
Damali: lol....ok
Kaya: I get that question a lot. I guess I don't look dykish enough.
Kaya: lol
Damali: nah it ain't that..its a natural question
Damali: i met some tuff looking chicks that have never licked
Kaya: I gotcha.
Kaya: Well I'm not one of them...my tongue is quite experienced.
well well well, ladies and gentlemen...ole girl is quite bold...you know how i like that :-) Let's continue....
Kaya: naked picture?! man...that was BOLD.
Damali: yeah i guess i didn't even think of it cuz i'm so used to doing stuff like that...lol
Kaya: well...at least she didn't freak out.
Damali: i knew she wouldn't...she's a freak i can tell
Kaya: just a big tease though.
Kaya: all talk and no action.
Damali: yup
Damali: so i may write about you...your name will be Kaya if i do
Kaya: sure...i don't mind...it'll be fun to see what you say about me...
Man she didn't know what she was getting into right there...its kinda like how if you go visit your friend on the Real World, your ass ends up IN the show..you know? Like there's nothing you can do about it...they'll just blot out your face if you really object...lol. Hmmmm...i wonder if these Chronicles will taint future interactions with Kaya... Like will she change her behavior in order to look better in print? Say outrageous things hoping I'll put it in the story? Or will she totally stonewall me in order to help the Dykes win more points? We shall seeeeeeeee...*maniacial laughter while rubbing hands together maniacally*
back to the "tape"
Damali: and i have to admit i've always fantasized about being with an asian women but never got to...
Damali: i mean i know its not that big of a deal...women are women but still you know?
Damali: lol
Kaya: I hear ya.
Kaya: what is it about asians? actually i think it's because I'm asian that I gravitate more towards women who are not asian.
Kaya: I keep meeting italian women...but I gotta tell you..they're hotties.
Damali: that makes sense...and it isn't really anything about them....just a different face to look down at
Kaya: look down? lol. now I know you like to take charge in bed. you big dyke you.
Damali: nah but i'm saying...at SOME point she's gonna be licking me right?
Kaya: a girls gotta lay down on her back sometime.
Damali: yeah..but i go all out to please...i get off on the reactions i get so i stop at nothing
Kaya: Is that so? Hmmmm....sounds um...promising
Damali: Does it?
Kaya:yes
Kaya: ok i just want you to know that this is so unlike me to be so forward
Damali: don't worry about it...i like it
Kaya: ok....so um....when can i see you? i wanna go dancing with you...close...Meow Mix has a great party on Friday nights...
Ladies and gentlemen...need I say more? so what's the score now?
I say Dykes: 5 Me: 4
...i get two points this time cuz....cuz...cuz dammit i just do!....shit i deserve it after all I've been through! later....