1. Name: Worf, son of Mogh

2. Nickname: I do not do nicknames. Counselor Troi's mother once called me "Woof" and I have never quite recovered my dignity.

3. I am EA to: Delphi

4: Birthday: February 8, 2340

5. Job: Assistant IT, on-call Security assistance

6. Pets: I do not do pets.

7. Height: 6'

8. Hair color and style: Black, brushed back or in a queue.

9. Eye color: brown and piercing

10. Piercings: See #9.

11. Tattoos: Bat-leth on his left shoulder.

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): To-kill: Klingon formal garb, or Starfleet dress uniform. Casual: Bermuda shorts and a straw hat. Obviously I do not do casual. Ever.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Prune juice

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Klingon Fire Wine, though that smokey single malt that Delphi drinks is quite tasty

15. Favorite salad dressing: A nice raspberry vinaigrette

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon bits.

17. Favorite food(s): Gagh. Also quiche. Real men are quite capable of eating quiche.

18. Favorite pizza: Meat-lovers special.

19. Favorite dessert: Ding-dongs.

20. Favorite ice cream: Ben and Jerry's Americone Dream

21. Car/mode of transportation: Shuttlecraft, Delphi's Miata, my Vincent Black Shadow.

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): I do not do stuffed animals. The purple stuffed unicorn is Delphi's. Really.

23. Favorite movie(s): Apocalypse Now.

24. Favorite music: Bluegrass gospel. Now there is a music one must be a true Klingon to endure!!

25. Favorite TV show(s): STNG. I enjoy seeing my former comrades in action once again.

26. Favorite flower: Roses

27. Favorite sport to watch: Bat-leth

28. Favorite sport to play: Bat-leth

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Mr Snuffleupagus. His forehead reminds me of me.

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Never! I am a Starfleet officer and a Klingon warrior!!!

31. What do you do when you are bored? World of Warcraft

32. The most annoying thing is: Ferenghi and Cal.

33. The best thing is: Not being around that whiny Troi bitch. No, that's the second best. First best is racing Black and Xanatos on our huge motorbikes. (I still say Black cheated on that last one, you can't trust a Marauder.)

34. Favorite phrase: "Assimilate this!" closely followed by "Let's go to the pub."

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho scenario(s): Klingons do not "pursue relationships." They conquer that which they desire. (Oww!!) OK, um...starting to rewire the servers and then becoming so distracted that we never finish.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho: She's always a woman to me (Billy Joel)

42. What song would your Ho dedicate to you? You shook me all night long (AC/DC)

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): black, silver

44. Favorite book(s): Great Starships and Their Captains, by I. M. Famous

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Bat-leth. World of Warcraft.

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): dark

47: Favorite junk food: chocolate frosted pop-tarts

48. Green olives or black? black

49. Favorite cheese: Limburger

50. Scones or bagels? Bagels

51. Something no one knows about you: I like to read love poetry to Delphi.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: It is a good place for a warrior. Troi is not here. Delphi is here. There are warriors suitable to associate with, and there are lesser beings to keep under control. Like that one that looks like a Romulan with bells.