1. Name: Colonel William Tavington

2. Nickname: I do not care for nicknames. The ladies here call me Tav. It is tolerable.

3. I am EA to: Emmy

4: Birthday: 1740

5. Job: Colonel of the British Army, Commander of the Green Dragoons, Vet Clinic Coordinator, Strategic Planner for Fort Cookie Sales

6. Pets: Horse

7. Height: 5'11"

8. Hair color and style: Dark brown hair, usually worn in a queue.

9. Eye color: Blue

10. Piercings: Absolutely not

11. Tattoos: Absolutely not

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): British Army Officer circa 1776, featuring green lapel and collar. I have worn it for killing, yes.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Coffee

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Vodka martini

15. Favorite salad dressing: Vinaigrette

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

17. Favorite food(s): Filet mignon. Donuts with sprinkles.

18. Favorite pizza: Whatever variety is available on pizza day at the Fort.

19. Favorite dessert: Sticky toffee pudding

20. Favorite ice cream: Vanilla

21. Car/mode of transportation: Horse

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): Grey wool blanket. Why would I name it?

23. Favorite movie(s): Master and Commander

24. Favorite music: Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

25. Favorite TV show(s): South Park

26. Favorite flower: Nicotania

27. Favorite sport to watch: Rugby

28. Favorite sport to play: World of Warcraft

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Emmy says that Sam the Eagle would be my favorite. I don't understand what any of this means.

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I've committed no crimes of which to be convicted.

31. What do you do when you are bored? World of Warcraft. Or Super Mario Brothers on Emmy's DS

32. The most annoying thing is: Colonists. Fortunately, there aren't any here.

33. The best thing is: Being suitably rewarded for one's ambition and hard work.

34. Favorite phrase: "Why wait?" I find it's applicable in a number of situations.

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho scenario(s): Either when she tries to "help" me shave or when she tries to steal her DS away from me.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho: Depending on her mood, either Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 8 or Orff's Carmina Burana.

42. What song would your Ho dedicate to you? She likes to play Beethoven's Eroica Symphony on her mobile phone for me, so that's the only thing I can think of, as I'm unfamiliar with most contemporary music.

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): red, white, blue, and green

44. Favorite book(s): Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: World of Warcraft

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): bittersweet

47: Favorite junk food: salt & vinegar crisps

48. Green olives or black? green

49. Favorite cheese: I don't care for cheese, as Emmy always wants to me to try something French.

50. Scones or bagels? Scones

51. Something no one knows about you: As a boy, I always wanted a dog, so I enjoy Lasher's company.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: While this is a strange and nonsensical place, I find far more rewards here for my endeavors than in my previous station.