1. Name: Spike

2. Nickname(s): Spike

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: If an EA means getting to shag, then Laure

4: Birthday: A bloody long time ago. I'm 209. Ignore that wanker, Joss, who claims I'm a lot younger.

5. Job: Thought about hiring myself out as a carnival entertainer. Currently scaring money out of gits.

6. Pets: Laure; maybe Red, if she starts driving stick again

7. Height: 5'9"

8. Hair color and style: bleached blond, very short and wavy

9. Eye color: blue grey

10. Piercings: none

11. Tattoos: Got a stake on my ass. I think I was drunk at the time and lost a bet to the Slayer.

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): black jeans, black docs, black tshirt, red shirt over it, black leather duster. Sometimes, if I'm feeling frisky, I go with a long sleeve black tshirt.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: *snort*

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: tequila

15. Favorite salad dressing: do I look like a rabbit?

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Pig is good, not as good as human, but it'll do in a pinch

17. Favorite food(s): virgin blood straight from the artery

18. Favorite pizza: like to make my own with little bits of people on it

19. Favorite dessert: Ever had sponge cake with blood on it? Nice and gooey.

20. Favorite ice cream: anything chocolate

21. Car/mode of transportation: lost my baby to a regurgitating slime demon, so I'm carless, unless I steal Laure's jag.

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): I have a blanket. I'm not poncy enough to name it. It's full of holes from being used as a sun shield.

23. Favorite movie(s): All those Nightmare on Elm Streets and Friday the 13ths, and Scream, that's a lark, and that Chainsaw movie.

24. Favorite music: There's been nothing worth listening to since Sid Vicious croaked. Gimme punk or gimme death.

25. Favorite TV show(s): Passions--hey, it's seriously weird and I think they use those subliminal thingies to hook you.

26. Favorite flower: anything dead

27. Favorite sport to watch: football--the real kind, not that wussy American version

28. Favorite sport to play: darts, with orcs as targets, great fun that

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Oscar, not that fruity vampire

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Nah. I just kill the cops when they come for me.

31. What do you do when you are bored? Kill things

32. The most annoying thing is: This damn chip in my head that won't let me kill humans.

33. The best thing is: pissing off my sire. Ramming a poker through him was fun, too.

34. Favorite phrase: Everything I say is memorable. Gave this great monologue while watching peaches save some twit, all about him being the gay black knight or something.

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): Shagging, lots and lots of shagging, shagging ourselves rotten, shagging ourselves into comas, and then rounding it all off with some more shagging.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): anything by the Sex Pistols

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? Something poofy probably.

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): black

44. Favorite book(s): porn

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: killing things, shagging, beating on my sire, shagging, not following rules

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): milk

47: Favorite junk food: wheatabix dipped in blood

48. Green olives or black? nah

49. Favorite cheese: Bet the poof likes brie or something fruity like that. Me, I'd rather eat the goat.

50. Scones or bagels? Scones, I'm English after all

51. Something no one knows about you: I'm a poet at heart...and I'll have your heart if you repeat that

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: I haven't, I wouldn't. But it's better than being the Slayer's lapdog and Laure's a better shag than Harmony any day, plus it's always a laugh riot around here.