1. Name: Sirius Black

2. Nickname: Padfoot; Snuffles, Black (only when she's really mad), Marauder (she's probably still mad), Soul Train (I still don't understand this, but she's usually in a good mood when she says it)

3. I am EA to: Emmy

4: Birthday: 1960, which makes me 36 years old. Errr, wait a minute….

5. Job: Marauder, Godfather

6. Pets: Just Emmy

7. Height: In which form?

8. Hair color and style: Black hair. The style is up to some debate between myself and You Know Who (no, not him).

9. Eye color: Grey and fathomless

10. Piercings: No

11. Tattoos: Oh, yes. Along with some Hello Kitty transfers that usually come off in the bath. I don't mind them even though they're very girlie since the application process is enjoyable.

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Emmy says it's Pimpin'. I've no idea what this means. However, I'm partial to velvet brocade and jewel tones, save for a posh brown pinstriped suit. She says it's something called Gangsta. I don't quite understand that either.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Mountain Dew

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Fire Whiskey, although I've become partial to the margarita of late

15. Favorite salad dressing: Bleu cheese

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

17. Favorite food(s): Whatever Emmy has in her pantry. Or BLT's if left to my own devices.

18. Favorite pizza: Pepperoni

19. Favorite dessert: Cupcakes, preferably with sprinkles.

20. Favorite ice cream: Phish Food

21. Car/mode of transportation: Flying motorbike, Buckbeak, Darry's Firebolt

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): Stuffed Norwegian Ridgeback named Otto.

23. Favorite movie(s): The Holy Grail.

24. Favorite music: Styx, Barry White, The Cure, and whatever Emmy wants to listen to because it's her damn office.

25. Favorite TV show(s): South Park

26. Favorite flower: Orchids

27. Favorite sport to watch: Quidditch

28. Favorite sport to play: Quidditch

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Cookie Monster

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Who devised this survey? Malfoy?

31. What do you do when you are bored? World of Warcraft

32. The most annoying thing is: Death Eaters

33. The best thing is: Not being dead. Oh, and not being imprisoned. And being able to spend time with Harry. And pick-up Quidditch matches. And the beach. And sex. And onion rings. And Laffy Taffy.

34. Favorite phrase: "What?" (I'm still learning the ropes around here.)

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho scenario(s): When she shares her chocolate cupcake icing with me. Or a good round of air hockey (especially when I let her win). She's actually quite soft and sweet once you get to know her (and no one else is around to witness it).

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho: "Bang a Gong" by T-Rex

42. What song would your Ho dedicate to you? "That Old Black Magic" by Louis Prima

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): black, purple, Gryffindor red

44. Favorite book(s): Quidditch Through the Ages by Kennilworthy Whisp

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Quidditch. Frisbee. World of Warcraft.

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): milk

47: Favorite junk food: Cheetos

48. Green olives or black? black

49. Favorite cheese: Roquefort

50. Scones or bagels? Scones

51. Something no one knows about you: I'm not quite as crazy as I seem, but it's just fun to rile her up.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: I'm not dead. I'm not in prison. Harry is here. My girl is here. Moony is here. I have many new friends. Even the Death Eaters are mostly tolerable, and when I get scorched here, it's never fatal or even remotely spirit-crushing.