2. Nickname(s): There were this Sargent who called me "Sharpie." I watched 'im die by firing squad, I did.
3. I am EA to: Tara's my lass.
4: Birthday: Sometime in July of 1777, or so I were told by the woman who raised me.
5. Job: I commanded the Light Company -- the Chosen Men -- of the 95th, 'eavy Blastermen, Talavera Quadrant. Now I'm the Professor of Military 'istory 'ere at HSU.
6. Pets: No
7. Height: 6'1"
8. Hair color and style: Dunno. Light brown I guess. Style? Out of me eyes.
9. Eye color: M'lass says they're the "colour of an Alpine Lake, under a cloudy sky" and when I'm angry they "freeze." She talks like that, my lass does.
10. Piercings: Not bloody likely.
11. Tattoos: Sod off.
12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): The Green Jacket of my Regiment.
13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Water, if I must.
14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Brandy.
15. Favorite salad dressing: Salad what?
16. Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon. But not in bits.
17. Favorite food(s): Coq au Vin. It's got wine in it.
18. Favorite pizza: I 'ate cheese.
19. Favorite dessert: Apple tarts
20. Favorite ice cream: Vanilla. On them Apple Tarts.
21. Car/mode of transportation: By foot, either dawdling in the rear, or quick-time in the front.
22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): Me what?
23. Favorite movie(s): Don't 'ave much use for movies, me. "Against All Flags" is a right romp.
24. Favorite music: It's all right, innit.
25. Favorite TV show(s): Well, Lass likes 'em. But, unless it's a football game, it's all the same to me.
26. Favorite flower: Them roses out there are alright. But, I like them wildflowers in the desert that my lass can get so excited about.
27. Favorite sport to watch: Football! Go Blades! And none of that pansy stuff you American's call "football" neither. No. I mean *real* football.
28. Favorite sport to play: Football, right. That, and stealing Imperial Eagles out from under Bonaparte's nose. That's a right good time, now, innit?
29. Favorite Sesame Street character: What are you on about now?
30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Well, no, not really. Yeah, I took the King's schilling to avoid a 'anging matter back in Lun'un. Then there were that bit with the Contessa. I were sentanced to 'ang, I were, but it were all a plot by Nosey and Hogan to expose the real villians. That Ducos bastard and that Spanish Priest, right? Some other poor bugger got the rope, though. It were up between 'im or 'is brother. Deserters both, them.
31. What do you do when you are bored? 'eavy Blaster practice with the lass usually does me.
32. The most annoying thing is: Filling out this bollocky form.
33. The best thing is: The way my lass' eyes twinkle when she's up to no good.
34. Favorite phrase: "Up. Up yer lazy bastards!"
All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.
40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): My lass. In my bed.
41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): Eh? I'm not much for this, but we 'eard a song the other day that made the lass go all dreamy on me -- right nice that were. Anyway, it was called "Porcelain" by some lil' blighter named Moby. What kind of bollocky name is that, anyway?
42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? Well, she likes to sing the Company's song to me, "Over the Hill and Far Away." She's no Daniel 'agman, but she's got a nice little voice.
Now, everyone again:
43. Favorite color(s): Green. Like me jacket.
44. Favorite book(s): Candide by that Voltaire bloke. 'e's got 'is 'ead on right about God and war.
45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Fightin' the Frogs.
46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): The lass is partial to dark. And me? Well, I like to lick it off 'er lips.
47: Favorite junk food: How's that?
48. Green olives or black? Olives? Not likely.
49. Favorite cheese: I bloody *hate* cheese.
50. Scones or bagels? Scones. Without maggots.
51. Something no one knows about you: I can read.
52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: The lass were accepted, so I come with 'er.