1. Name: James Ford

2. Nickname(s): Sawyer, do not call me James

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: Laure and sometimes I feel up Jael

4: Birthday: no clue, my early years aren't something I wanna remember

5. Job: beach bum

6. Pets: I've taken to naming the sand fleas

7. Height: tall

8. Hair color and style: shaggy blondish brown

9. Eye color: blue

10. Piercings: do I look like a fruit?

11. Tattoos: a few prison tats

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): ratty jeans, paisley shirts or t-shirts when Laure lets me wear a shirt. She never takes me anywhere I can dress up for.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: OJ

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: beer

15. Favorite salad dressing: I lived on a freakin' island, I saw enough fruits and greens to last a lifetime so that's a no to salad

16. Croutons or bacon bits: If I ate a salad it would be smothered in meat

17. Favorite food(s): pizza, tex-mex, steak and potato; not wild boar or anything with Dharma on the label

18. Favorite pizza: pepperoni

19. Favorite dessert: ice cream sundaes with lots of whipped cream

20. Favorite ice cream: chocolate

21. Car/mode of transportation: blue and white VW bus from circa 1973

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): I have this lovely blue plastic tarp. I named it shitty.

23. Favorite movie(s): Oceans 11 & 13, skip 12

24. Favorite music: Nothing from the '70s! Modern country--Travis Tritt, Alan Jackson, that kind of stuff.

25. Favorite TV show(s): Leverage--it reminds me of the good old days

26. Favorite flower: again, do I look like a fruit?

27. Favorite sport to watch: football, the real American kind

28. Favorite sport to play: golf--yeah, I know, but it's addictive and there wasn't anything else to do on that damn island until we started getting attacked every other day.

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Big Bird

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? *snort* See above re: prison tats. And, yes, I did it. I'm bad, try to remember that.

31. What do you do when you are bored? read. Look, I may be an ex-con but I'm not stupid.

32. The most annoying thing is: Jack, all the Jacks here.

33. The best thing is: a real bed in a real room with a ceiling and everything.

34. Favorite phrase: I take that back!

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): a date anywhere but on the stupid ass beach and somewhere I can wear clean clothes and shoes.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): Bitch

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? Something from the 1970s, I'm sure.

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): blue

44. Favorite book(s): Watership Down

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: reading, golf, going to Hooters whenever I can manage to get off this stupid beach.

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): milk

47: Favorite junk food: Hershey's kisses

48. Green olives or black? black

49. Favorite cheese: Swiss

50. Scones or bagels? Texas toast. I'm not English and I'm not a fruit from New York City.

51. Something no one knows about you: I have a daughter somewhere.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: It's better than the Island of scary smoke monsters, time travel, and Others.