2. Nickname(s):
QG, Da Mastah, Mastah Dahling, The Hippie, The CODG, The Mostly Dead Hippie

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to:
I have no EA, I have my Wench, Dande.

4: Birthday:
June 7

5. Job:
Jedi Master

6. Pets:
None

7. Height:
6'4, You're impressed, I know.

8. Hair color and style:
Long brown Masterly hair, worn in a very virile style, shampooed, dried and combed daily by my Wench.

Love me, Love my hair.

9. Eye color:
True blue

10. Piercings:
Absolutely none.

11. Tattoos:
Well, this is not widely known, but on my Left Pec I have a few words inscribed......"I love my Wench"

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill):
Jedi Mastah robes, tunic and leggings. And FM boots.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink:
Tea

14. Favorite alcoholic drink:
Dark ale

15. Favorite salad dressing:
Caesar

16. Croutons or bacon bits:
Both, Alpha's want it all

17. Favorite food(s):
Pub fare, burgers, chips, ale.

18. Favorite pizza:
tomato and mushroom

19. Favorite dessert:
A Wench.........oh wait, did you mean food?

20. Favorite ice cream:
Death by Chocolate

21. Car/mode of transportation:
Red Classic Mustang convertible.

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name):
Are you serious? Neither. I have a light sabre, nuff said.

23. Favorite movie(s):
Rob Roy, Schlindlers List and High Spirits.

24. Favorite music:
Irish drinking songs. Judy, could you put some in the Juke Box in the bar?

25. Favorite TV show(s):
Ozzy and Harriet

26. Favorite flower:
Dandelions, for obvious reasons.

27. Favorite sport to watch:
Light saber tourneys, I am the best swordsman The Order has seen in 400 years.

28. Favorite sport to play:
Thud the Wench

29. Favorite Sesame Street character:
Cooke Monster

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Never

31. What do you do when you are bored?
Mind whammy people, but seriously folks...........
I am never bored, I am attuned with the living Force.

32. The most annoying thing is:
Jar Jar Binks

33. The best thing is:
Being a Jedi Mastah, with great hair, back from the great beyond, back in the
company of Obi Wan, and retired to an English cottage with a powerful Wench
to thud.

34. Favorite phrases:
"There's always a bigger fish"
"This is not a good idea"
"No more commands from her highness today"
"Relax, we're not in trouble yet"
"I don't sense annathang"
"Do you hear that? That is the sound of a hundred terrible things headed this way"
"We'll handle this"
"That won't be a problem"

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s):
Sitting in front of the fire, getting my hair finger combed by a powerful wench, sipping dark ale, and then thudding the wench...........multiple times.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es):
Rock you like a Hurricane

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you?
Magic Man, by Heart.

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s):
Hunter Green

44. Favorite book(s):
"The Living Force, Deep Metaphysical Introspection" For some reason, when I ask Dande to read it to me, she falls asleep!

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies:
Meditation, Light Sabre practice, Fly Fishing, Betting at the track with Judy and Dorotea

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark):
Milk chocolate, fed to me by hand by my Wench.

47: Favorite junk food:

Cheetos

48. Green olives or black?
Both, again, Alpha's want it all

49. Favorite cheese:
Horseradish cheddar

50. Scones or bagels?
Bagels

51. Something no one knows about you:
I always wanted a puppy, but the creche Master's wouldn't allow it.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home:
I missed spending time with Obi Wan, my Wench made doe eyes, the English Garden is peaceful and Yoda was really creeping me out.