1. Name: Hon. Chancellor Palpatine of Naboo

2. Nickname: Sid

3. I am EA to: Ms Willis

4: Birthday: 17 April

5. Job: Ruler of the Galaxy/Pharmaceutical Rep

6. Pets: just my apprentice

7. Height: 5'8 1/2"

8. Hair color and style: greying light brown

9. Eye color: grey

10. Piercings: No

11. Tattoos: No

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Senatorial robes, golf clothes. Usually kill in my Sithly black robes.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: bantha milk

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Chivas

15. Favorite salad dressing: Raspberry vinagrette

16. Croutons or bacon bits: croutons

17. Favorite food(s): Filet mignon

18. Favorite pizza: sausage, mushroom and anchovies

19. Favorite dessert: baked Alderaan

20. Favorite ice cream: coffee

21. Car/mode of transportation: aircar/ Darry's BMW

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): stuffed Gungan- I pulled the head off it when I was two

23. Favorite movie(s): Wallstreet, Citizen Kane, The Game

24. Favorite music: Wagner

25. Favorite TV show(s): King of the Hill

26. Favorite flower: Roses

27. Favorite sport to watch: pod racing

28. Favorite sport to play: golf

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Oscar

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Absolutely not!

31. What do you do when you are bored? Kill, scheme, have my back adjusted

32. The most annoying thing is: Jedi

33. The best thing is: Yes Men

34. Favorite phrase: Wipe them out. All of them.

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho scenario(s): A chiropractic session with the Nurse in the back of that lovely car.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho: "Back in Black" by AC/DC (very "me")

42. What song would your Ho dedicate to you? Something to do with finances, I'm sure.

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): black, blue

44. Favorite book(s): Mein Kampf

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Backstabbing

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): White

47: Favorite junk food: shortbread biccys

48. Green olives or black? Black

49. Favorite cheese: Swiss

50. Scones or bagels? Bagels

51. Something no one knows about you: I had to wear orthopaedic shoes as a child. Suffered terrible teasing.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: Uh, I refuse to answer that question on grounds that I might incriminate myself.