1. Name: James Norrington

2. Nickname(s): Norrington, Commodore

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: Laure, although I often wonder why

4: Birthday: June 2

5. Job: former officer in the Royal English Navy, currently a deck-hand on the Black Pearl

6. Pets: that filthy parrot of Sparrow's follows me around

7. Height: tall

8. Hair color and style: dark brown, too long. I used to have such a lovely wig.

9. Eye color: brown

10. Piercings: I should think not.

11. Tattoos: I may be a pirate by circumstance, but not by preference.

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): breeches, shirts, stockings, boots, ratty coat and hat. I still have my dress uniform around here somewhere but I never leave the damn beach.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: tea

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: wine

15. Favorite salad dressing: vinaigrette

16. Croutons or bacon bits: croutons

17. Favorite food(s): anything but fish and hardtack. I like these spicy chicken wings in the pub.

18. Favorite pizza: supreme

19. Favorite dessert: a lovely fool

20. Favorite ice cream: vanilla

21. Car/mode of transportation: the Black Pearl

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): I would like to stuff the parrot.

23. Favorite movie(s): Mutiny on the Bounty--oh, how I would love to do that to Sparrow.

24. Favorite music: Mozart

25. Favorite TV show(s): I have no idea what a TV is.

26. Favorite flower: orchids

27. Favorite sport to watch: cricket

28. Favorite sport to play: cricket

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: who determined these inane questions?

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I was drummed out of the navy for allowing Sparrow to escape custody. That is worse than any crime I could have committed.

31. What do you do when you are bored? bury Sparrow in the sand, spar with Turner.

32. The most annoying thing is: Sparrow's continued existence.

33. The best thing is: my own command and the high seas and not a pirate in sight.

34. Favorite phrase: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): tea on a lovely veranda overlooking the ocean, a leisurely stroll through well-tended gardens, polite conversation--nothing I'm going to ever find here.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): Love Me Tender--I like this Elvis fellow.

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? She finds it amusing to play songs by some group called The Commodores. I do not find it amusing.

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): blue as the ocean

44. Favorite book(s): Paradise Lost

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: writing in my journal, avoiding Sparrow, polishing my sword.

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): dark

47: Favorite junk food: M&Ms dark

48. Green olives or black? green

49. Favorite cheese: Stilton

50. Scones or bagels? scones, of course, with strawberry jam and clotted cream.

51. Something no one knows about you: I play the virginal.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: I was sucked along with Turner and Sparrow and while I am trapped with them, it is a more pleasant location than Tortuga or a ship full of smelly pirates.