1. Name: Lord Pelham

2. Nickname(s): LP

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: Dor and Xanatos. I refuse to acknowledge 'Connor'. I'd much rather acknowledge the Nurse's EA

4: Birthday: 1730, I was 28 when I was (censored for the sake of Dor and Dar)

5. Job: Nobility does not need to work

6. Pets: tBWHL

7. Height: 5'9"

8. Hair color and style: Dark brown, wavy, past shoulders, pulled back in a scrunchie

9. Eye color: Brown

10. Piercings: None

11. Tattoos: None

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Stylish with a fondess for white shirts with ruffled sleeves.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Earl Grey Tea

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Merlot

15. Favorite salad dressing: Red Wine Vinaigrette

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

17. Favorite food(s): scones, crumpets

18. Favorite pizza: meat, cheese, olives

19. Favorite dessert: tarts

20. Favorite ice cream: None

21. Car/mode of transportation: Range Rover, but I am not allowed to drive it

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): None

23. Favorite movie(s): Gormenghast, Bend it Like Beckham, Velvet Goldmine, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Match Point

24. Favorite music: classical

25. Favorite TV show(s): The Tudors (I'm anxiously awaiting the moment where King Henry realizes Charles Brandon is his soul mate -- after all it's hardly historically accurate to begin with).

26. Favorite flower: Lavender

27. Favorite sport to watch: Xanatos performing his Kata

28. Favorite sport to play: Fox Hunting

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: ?

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Unfortunately, yes.

31. What do you do when you are bored? Texting is quite fun.

32. The most annoying thing is: Credit card limits and people lacking in style

33. The best thing is: Xanatos' Black Card

34. Favorite phrase: "When one goes, one should go with style."

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): Myself, Lady Dorotea, Xanatos and a coffin

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): "Bizarre Love Triangle," by New Order

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? "Shopping" by the Pet Shop Boys

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): Lavender

44. Favorite book(s): "Quidditch Through the Ages"

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Shopping, shopping and more shopping

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): Dark

47: Favorite junk food: I do not eat junk

48. Green olives or black? Green

49. Favorite cheese: Brie

50. Scones or bagels? Scones

51. Something no one knows about you: I am in no manner a coward; I am a superb dueler.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: Being alive is much preferred to being dead. It is hard to be stylish when one is decaying.