1. Name: Laure Alexander
2. Nickname(s): Lar, Hey You
3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: Commodus, Spike, Aragorn, James Norrington, Sir Guy of Guisborne, Severus Snape, Methos
4: Birthday: 9/15/blah blah
5. Job: Director, Office of Mediation and Conflict Resolution, HSU
6. Pets: Spike, a female tiger cub
7. Height: 5'5"
8. Hair color and style: Long blonde curls
9. Eye color: violet blue
10. Piercings: one in each ear
11. Tattoos: no thank you
12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): lots of lace and ruffles and
a bit of leather; sleek designer pumps or granny style ankle boots; all
colors except for orange, yellow and any neon; wear mostly black, white and
purple, sometimes red; will wear pink, but only when feeling romantic. Bikinis, lots and lots of bikinis.
13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: diet coke
14. Favorite alcoholic drink: amaretto sour
15. Favorite salad dressing: ranch
16. Croutons or bacon bits: please, neither will touch my gourmet, all
organic lettuces
17. Favorite food(s): crab legs in butter, veal picata, boursin potatos,
filet mignon with gorgonzola butter, sausage rolls
18. Favorite pizza: four cheese
19. Favorite dessert: white chocolate cheesecake
20. Favorite ice cream: Baskin Robbins World Class Chocolate
21. Car/mode of transportation: black jaguar with grey leather interior
22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): none
23. Favorite movie(s): Star Wars
24. Favorite music: Classic rock
25. Favorite TV show(s): Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, Heroes, LOST, any show with my men in it
26. Favorite flower: old English roses
27. Favorite sport to watch: golf
28. Favorite sport to play: golf
29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Cookie Monster
30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Convicted? No.
31. What do you do when you are bored? Read trashy romance novels
32. The most annoying thing is: forgetting which EA is up next
33. The best thing is: cuddling with the General before a roaring fire
34. Favorite phrase: Frickin' _________
All men must now skip to question 40. 35-39 are for the women.
35. Describe your ideal General scenario: An intimate dinner at the Club
after a rousing round of golf (and a break in the bushes), dancing, then
that roaring fire and cuddling thing.
36. Dedicate a song to the General: Let's Make Love (Faith Hill)
37. What song would the General dedicate to you? Leather and Lace (Stevie
Nicks)
38. Dedicate a song to your EA(s): I Was Born to Love You (Queen)
39. What song would your EA(s) dedicate to you? Sweet Surrender (Sarah
McLachlan)
All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.
40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s):
41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es):
42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you?
Now, everyone again:
43. Favorite color(s): black, grey, red
44. Favorite book(s): any romances by Jude Devereaux, Catherine Coulter,
Johanna Lindsey, Julie Garwood, and Bettina Krahn
45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: golfing, shopping, going to movies, lounging on the beach
46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): white
47: Favorite junk food: Frango mints
48. Green olives or black? neither
49. Favorite cheese: Stilton
50. Scones or bagels? scones with clotted cream
51. Something no one knows about you: Had a torrid fling with Angel; shhhh,
don't tell Spike
52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: I was tired of living
in a crypt and eking out a living mediating between demons, and this
seemed like the perfect opportunity to pursue my chosen career and live in,
well...anything's better than a crypt.