1. Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi

2. Nickname(s): No comment

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: What is an EA?

4. Birthday: My birthday falls on a calendar based on two phases of three moons.....so whenever my grrls say it is. I don't argue, as I am always well rewarded for it.

5. Job: Jedi, General, President of HSU

6. Pets: A cat named Sugar

7. Height: Tall enough to flatline them when I stand just right.

8. Hair color and style: However my grrls like it

9. Eye color: Blue/green

10. Piercings: None

11. Tattoos: None

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Black boots, black pants, lightsabre, black shirt. Padawan clothes by request.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Tea, hot or iced

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Corellian Ale

15. Favorite salad dressing: Ranch

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

17. Favorite food(s): Anything but Jedi or military rations

18. Favorite pizza: Pepperoni, olives, and mushrooms

19. Favorite dessert: Chocolate-covered grrl

20. Favorite ice cream: Cookies and cream

21. Car/mode of transportation: Triumph, Porsche, and Darry's BMW

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): Neithah

23. Favorite movie(s): Spaceballs, Lady Killers, Bladerunner, Raiders of the Lost Ark

24. Favorite music: What Julia and Sere are playing right now is quite nice.

25. Favorite TV show(s): The Simpsons, Law and Order

26. Favorite flower: Shana's roses were lovely

27. Favorite sport to watch: Rugby

28. Favorite sport to play: Water sports with my grrls

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Cookie Monster

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Nevah

31. What do you do when you are bored? I am nevah bored. Exhausted maybe. But nevah bored.

32. The most annoying thing is: Anakin

33. The best thing is: Being a Jedi General President of a University attended by women who adore me (BG)

34. Favorite phrase: "Eluusive" My grrls respond well to that for some reason.

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): To be with them, to make them smile, to laugh with them, to hold them, and to love them. Anywhere, anytime.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): "Closer"

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? "Closer"

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): Their eyes

44. Favorite book(s): The Dilbert Principle

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Motorcycle rides; rest and rehydration

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): Bittersweet

47: Favorite junk food: Chips and salsa

48. Green olives or black? Black

49. Favorite cheese: Sharp cheddar

50. Scones or bagels? Bagels

51. Something no one knows about you: I always wanted a puppy. But Qui-Gon wouldn't allow it.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: My grrls are my home now. As long as they are here, so will I be.