1. Name: Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

2. Nickname(s): The dead guy; meat in the freezer

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: I live in Dorotea's fridge. Am not an EA.

4: Birthday: The dead do not celebrate birthdays

5. Job: Formerly an assassin for His Divine Shadow; currently Professor of Philosophy at HSU. Dorotea did mention she wanted some heads on a platter earlier today, to which I say, "That's my baby."

6. Pets: Squish, a cluster lizard; deceased

7. Height: 5'11" ( not counting my hair)

8. Hair color and style: Black, poufy on top, braid in back, long strands hanging on left side.

9. Eye color: Green

10. Piercings: None

11. Tattoos: Right cheek

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Black macrame uniform

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Protoblood

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Protoblood

15. Favorite salad dressing: The dead do not eat

16. Croutons or bacon bits: The dead do not eat

17. Favorite food(s): The dead do not eat

18. Favorite pizza: The dead do not eat

19. Favorite dessert: The dead do not eat

20. Favorite ice cream: The dead do not eat

21. Car/mode of transportation: Flying moth

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): None

23. Favorite movie(s): None

24. Favorite music: Brunnen-G fight song

25. Favorite TV show(s): Lexx

26. Favorite flower: None

27. Favorite sport to watch: None

28. Favorite sport to play: None

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: None

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Yes, treason

31. What do you do when you are bored? The dead do not get bored

32. The most annoying thing is: Being wakened to hand diet cokes to people

33. The best thing is: Protoblood

34. Favorite phrase: The dead do not _______

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): Singing the Brunnen-G fight song to Dorotea to help her sleep

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): Brunnen-G fight song

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): Black

44. Favorite book(s): "How to Revive the Dead", I found it in the Library

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Singing

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): None

47: Favorite junk food: None

48. Green olives or black? None

49. Favorite cheese: None

50. Scones or bagels? None

51. Something no one knows about you: I found a good way to die.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: One cold box is just as good as the next cold box