1. Name: Haken

2. Nickname(s): Das Moosen, The Moose, The Lug, Beefalow, Hey Stoopid

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to:
I am einen External Flirtation to Das Venchen. She Vench me, feed das grapes to me, rubben zee myna back, but, she no vill play hide the bratwurst vit Haken.

4. Birthday:
Das IV of Janus

5. Job:
Haken does das heavy lifting

6. Pets:
None

7. Height:
6'6, 300 lbs
Zee impressen, Haken know

8. Hair color and style:
Das Gladiator buzzen cutten

9. Eye color:
brune

10. Piercings:
Vat is lowse?

11. Tattoos:
"If found, retrun to Ellie. Rabies shot current"

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill):
Gladiator togs

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink:
Lager

14. Favorite alcoholic drink:
Lager

15. Favorite salad dressing:
Blue Cheese

16. Croutons or bacon bits:
Das bacon bitzens

17. Favorite food(s):
Winerschnitzel and beer

18. Favorite pizza:
Mit dee everything.

19. Favorite dessert:
Strudel

20. Favorite ice cream:
Mint chocolate chip

21. Car/mode of transportation:
Haken pull das cart mit der miners inside

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name):
Toy doberman named "Diter"

23. Favorite movie(s):
Heidi of the Mountain

24. Favorite music:
Accordian

25. Favorite TV show(s):
Hogan's Hero's

26. Favorite flower:
Edleweiss

27. Favorite sport to watch:
Telephone poll tossing

28. Favorite sport to play:
concrete pulling

29. Favorite Sesame Street character:
Kermit

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nein

31. What do you do when you are bored?
Arm Wrestle

32. The most annoying thing is:
Not getting to play hide das bratwurst with anyone

33. The best thing is:
Sleeping at das bottom of das Freuline Ellie's Bed.

34. Favorite phrase:
MAXIMOOSE

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s):
Hevy lifting for das Venchen vall she vatches and having das Venchen
rubbenzee mienin back.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es):
You are so Beautiful

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you?
Neanderthal, but Judy Brown

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s):
Blue

44. Favorite book(s):
Duh..................Hansel and Gretle

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies:
Das big lifting, Drinking Lager,

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark):
Toblerone

47. Favorite junk food:
Weiners and Saurkraut

48. Green olives or black?
Green

49. Favorite cheese:
Limburger

50. Scones or bagels?
Entire loaves of bread

51. Something no one knows about you:
Haken skeered of za darken

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home:
Mienin Venchen bring me hinder dar.