1. Name: Emmy

2. Nickname(s): The Dean, Luv (from the General), Pet (or variations on the theme: Kitten, Monkey, etc. from the Marauder), Missus (ibid), Poppet (from Tav)

3. My EA(s) is(are): Sirius Black and Col. Wm. Tavington

4. Birthday: May 10

5. Job: HSU Dean

6. Pets: Lasher, the smartest, cutest, friendliest black lab ever.

7. Height: 5'4"

8. Hair color and style: Just past shoulder-length, dark brown and wavy (used to be curly, but I learned the value of hair products and flat irons)

9. Eye color: Dark brown

10. Piercings: One in each ear.

11. Tattoos: N/A, unless you count the Hello Kitty transfers. The Marauder has enough real ink for both of us.

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Casual – Shorts or fat pants, camis or T's, and a big cardigan. To-kill – Dior, Marchesa, Versace, etc. Day-to-day wear is creatively fabulous. Usually a little day dress with layers of ¾ jackets/cardi's and accessories. Shoes have heels of ridiculous height in order to compensate for lack of physical height, although heels are shrinking here and there due to a growing propensity for tripping when arguing with the Marauder or my Personal Assistant.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Tea. Hot and iced.

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Margarita

15. Favorite salad dressing: Italian

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

17. Favorite food(s): Mexican. Cupcakes. Lentil soup.

18. Favorite pizza: Margherita. Keep it simple when it comes to pizza.

19. Favorite dessert: Chocolate cake

20. Favorite ice cream: Chocolate chip

21. Car/mode of transportation: Red Infiniti G37 Coupe. And an orange Honda Element in case I have to transport Lasher. Also, I have a flying motorbike at my disposal, but I refuse to get on it no matter what he says.

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): Lots of nameless blankets.

23. Favorite movie(s): The Godfather, Casino, The Devil Wears Prada, The Sound of Music, Love Actually

24. Favorite music: Everything but country.

25. Favorite TV show(s): 30 Rock

26. Favorite flower: Tulips

27. Favorite sport to watch: Quidditch (had to throw that in there since somebody was reading over my shoulder; actually can't stand it—OMG, it's the BEST SPORT EVER)

28. Favorite sport to play: Bait the Death Eater

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Grover

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No, never actually convicted.

31. What do you do when you are bored? I'm never bored. I'd actually like to be bored once in a while, so I send the Marauder to Hooters so I can have some time to be bored.

32. The most annoying thing is: Logan.

33. The best thing is: My bank roll. And Trader Joe's dark chocolate-covered pretzels.

34. Favorite phrase: Bite me

All men must now skip to question 40. 35-39 are for the women.

35. Describe your ideal General scenario: *Censoring* and watching Jeopardy together while eating junk food.

36. Dedicate a song to the General: "No One" by Alicia Keys

37. What song would the General dedicate to you? "Starlight" by Muse

38. Dedicate a song to your EA(s): For Sirius: "Just Like Heaven" - the cover by Katie Melua (sounds better sung by a girl for him). Or maybe "Dreaming" by Blondie since he actually knows that one. For Tav: Beethoven's Eroica Symphony or "Hysteria" by Muse if he doesn't get his shots.

39. What song would your EA(s) dedicate to you? Sirius: "Bang a Gong" by T-Rex. Tav: Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 8 (Ludwig is about as modern as I've been able to push his musical tastes)

(40-42 for mens only)

43. Favorite color(s): Black, burgundy, purple, red

44. Favorite book(s): Tim Gunn's Guide to Quality, Taste, and Style

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Shopping, gossiping at the beach/Pub, playing Gran Turismo with The General, watching Tav shave, playing air hockey with the Marauder. (Okay, so the last three might be borderline)

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): The darker the better

47: Favorite junk food: Chips & salsa

48. Green olives or black? Green olives stuffed with jalapenos

49. Favorite cheese: Goat cheese (but not the kind Dor uses)

50. Scones or bagels? Both, please

51. Something no one knows about you: I'm generous with friendship and money.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: DUH