1. Name: Ellie Lelaney

2. Nickname(s): El, Vet Ho

3. My EA's are: Logan aka Wolverine, Dr. "Indiana" Jones, Han Solo

3a. My EF's are: Cpl Dwayne Hicks, Viktor Krum the Bulgarian Seeker

4: Birthday: 7/24

5. Job: Second Director of the Office of External Affairs (retired), the Nurse's Padawan, Campus Veterinarian and Scientist

6. Pets: McCoy, the tiger; Haken the Moosely gladiator (shared with the Puff); Haldir the prissy Elf (hey he does good hair, don't tell the Wench!).

6a. Other animals in my care: Nexu, Hippogriff, a herd of thestrals, squid, Kraken, alien, predator, Dementor, nifflers, owls, other things I can't remember, just check the forest behind the vet clinic.

7. Height: 5'10"

8. Hair color and style: Long, wavy, and chocolate brown

9. Eye color: slate grey

10. Piercings: a few in each ear

11. Tattoos: one on my bum for school spirit (i.e. Kendra's fault), and too many more to count, in fact, the boys like to play "find the tattoo"

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Casual - shorts or cargo pants, tank top and sandals. To kill: Black, leather, tight, low cut, long, deep red, classy...any combination of the previous.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Coffee

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Bellini

15. Favorite salad dressing: Salads are healthy, I don't eat them, though I do enjoy a good Italian or balsamic vinaigrette on pasta every now and then

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Love croutons, hate salads

17. Favorite food(s): Mexican

18. Favorite pizza: Jalepeno and pepperoni thin crust pizza

19. Favorite dessert: 1001 Chocolate Chip cake

20. Favorite ice cream: Chocolate and chocolate chip both, in a cup

21. Car/mode of transportation: A big tricked out 4X4 truck that gets awesome gas mileage (hey this is la la land, right?)

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): Stick, the Ring Tailed Lemur

23. Favorite movie(s): Star Wars (duh), Bladerunner, Fifth Element, Romancing the Stone, Born Free

24. Favorite music: 80's rock

25. Favorite TV show(s): Burn Notice, Futurama, Animal Planet

26. Favorite flower: Tiger Lily

27. Favorite sport to watch: Ice Hockey

28. Favorite sport to play: Beach volleyball

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: I like the little worm, but I don't remember his name.

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I plead the fifth...

31. What do you do when you are bored? Lobby for the conservation of the earth's endangered species and other wildlife and save the rainforests, or conduct lab experiments bordering on the unethical. Oh who am I kidding. Playing a Haywire machine.

32. The most annoying thing is: Logan's snoring

33. The best thing is: Getting a new animal on campus

34. Favorite phrase: "Whatever..."

35. Describe your ideal General scenario: Nekkid lovin' on the sand of a secluded beach, white sand beneath our bodies, a freshwater stream trickling into the bay beside us, birds calling, a distant roar of a jungle cat...

36. Dedicate a song to the General: "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston (it's cheesy but he loves it)

37. What song would the General dedicate to you? "Because you love me" by JoDee Messina

38. Dedicate a song to your EA's: "I touch myself" by The Divinyls to Logan; "Walk like an Egyptian" by the Bangles to Indy; "Major Tom (Coming Home)" by Peter Schilling for Han

39. What song would your EA's dedicate to you? "Born to be wild" by Steppenwolf from Logan; "Still" by Lionel Richie from Han, something by Booble from Indy

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): grey

44. Favorite book(s): 'Of Tigers and Men' by Richard Ives

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Playing Haywire machine, smoking cigarettes, smoking cigarettes while playing Haywire machine

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): Extra dark

47: Favorite junk food: Chocolate chip cookies

48. Green olives or black? That's a vegetable, ick.

49. Favorite cheese: Extra sharp

50. Scones or bagels? How about a chocolate chip scone cookie?

51. Something no one knows about you: I have slight telekinetic Force powers, but never fully mastered telepathy, so don't worry, your thoughts are safe.

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: The General. Smut. Money. A vet clinic. Harem of EA's. More EF's. Shoes. Lab equipment. Haywire machines. None of these are bad things!