1. Name: Delphi Psmith

2. Nicknames: The IT Girl, T1, Captain (Worf only)

3. My EAs are: Worf and Lucius Malfoy

4: Birthday: 1/21/66 (easier to keep it)

5. Job: Head of IT, Ho State University

6. Pets: Venezuelan beaver (see #49)

7. Height: 5'2"

8. Hair color and style: Long, straight, dark brown

9. Eye color: Green

10. Piercings: Navel; ears, three each

11. Tattoos: a triskelion at base of spine triskelion at base of spine; klingon symbol on top of left foot and Dark Mark on top of right foot

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Casual: Urban ren fest -- jeans, barefoot with toe rings if possible or ren-fest leather boots (multiple pairs, some with fringe, some with decoration, etc), baggy poet-type shirt, belted like tunic. To-kill: Tight, short, thigh-high stockings with garters.  Black, dark green, dark blue, or (when feeling frisky) shocking pink.  Think Audrey Hepburn, only naughtier.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Is there such a thing?

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: Single-malt scotch.  Worf however likes to drink apricot brandy out of my navel -- oh, but this questionnaire is about me.  Oops.

15. Favorite salad dressing: blue cheese, with big chunks

16. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons.  Delphi Psmith is also a vegetarian.  Worf doesn't understand it and eats out a lot.

17. Favorite foods: Very expensive sushi, including that kind that kills you if it's cooked wrong (I think Lucius has a recipe for it, but I'm not sure I trust him to prepare it...)

18. Favorite pizza: ??

19. Favorite dessert: Bananas Foster, flambeed in a VERY large manner

20. Favorite ice cream: Haagen-Dazs double chocolate fudge, must be spooned over hot chocolate-frosted Pop-Tarts (yep, it's decadent)

21. Car/mode of transportation: Red miata (Roisin) also a '66 mustang convertible (Sally).  Delphi's baby which she loves to the brink of obsession.  No doubt Sally will be stolen, used, abused, lost, "borrowed," filled with orcs, and Cal will attempt to wash it using maple syrup or something.  I'm -- er, SHE's -- willing to risk it.

22. Blanket or stuffed animal: Stuffed sehlat (look it up).  It's really Worf's but he's ashamed to admit it so I pretend it's mine.

23. Favorite movie: Behind the Green Door

24. Favorite music: Rush -- and of course Rock the Casbah

25. Favorite TV show: Iron Chef (Delphi doesn't cook AT ALL but likes to watch the show and suggest things to Lucius, who does.)

26. Favorite flower: Stinkweed

27. Favorite sport to watch: Bat-leth

28. Favorite sport to play: Are you kidding?  OK, pool.  And she's very very very good.

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Oscar the Grouch

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Felony kidnapping (he WANTED to go with me, I swear he did); multiple PUIs (piloting under the influence); speeding (land, air and space -- I believe the outstanding tickets I've been dodging will at some point catch up to me and they'll have to go on my expense account)

31. What do you do when you are bored? Reprogram the mainframe so it either a) halves or b) doubles all items ordered online.  Add silly noises to people's keyboards.  Reroute everyone's email to someone else.

32. The most annoying thing is: Cal

33. The best thing is: Chex Mix in my Miata with Worf

34. Favorite phrase: "Well, that's something you don't see every day."

All men must now skip to question 40. 35-39 are for the women.

35. Describe your ideal General scenario: Um, when the general is replaced by either of my men?

36. Dedicate a song to the General: "Who are you? Who, who?"

37. What song would the General dedicate to you? "What's your name, little girl, what's your name?"

38. Dedicate a song to your EAs: "Two out of three ain't bad"

39. What song would your EAs dedicate to you? "Boom, boom, boom, let's go back to my room"

43. Favorite color: Green

44. Favorite book: Zen and the Art of Server Maintenance

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: Tinkering with the network, reprogramming the game machines in the pub -- the things you'd expect from a tech weeenie.  I also make buttons, out of just about anything (if some of the coasters disappear from the pub, check the fastenings on my puffy shirts)

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): Dark

47: Favorite junk food: Chex Mix

48. Green olives or black? Ugh...

49. Favorite cheese: Venezuelan beaver cheese (see #6)

50. Scones or bagels? Bagels

51. Something no one knows about you: I'm very shy

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: Because they offered me an unlimited expense account. Oh, and the sex. And the pub. And the visual entertainment. And...well, clearly a better question would be, "What sane person wouldn't choose HSU as their home?"