1. Name: Dandelow

2. Nickname(s): Dande, Dandie, Comely Wench, The Tart on the Harse, Wenchie, Big Haired one

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to:

I have and External Flirtation on file with Haken. But, I have the ONE RULE -

**ONLY THE MASTAH GETS NEXT TO DANDIE**

4: Birthday: March 18

5. Job: Jinn's Wench, Campus Counselor

6. Pets:

My Harse, Burton, a 16.1 Hand Chestnut TB. And my sable male collie dog, Duffy.

7. Height: 5'5"

8. Hair color and style:

Curly brunette mane, just past my shoulders. Very big

9. Eye color:

Big brown doe eyes

10. Piercings:

Two in each ear, but I only use one in each ear.

11. Tattoos:

I was so moved by the tattoo Emmy got in her "Possession" episode, I went down to Joe's tattoo's and got a "Qui-Gon was here" Tattooed on the swell of my left breast.

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill):

Long flowing skirts........deeply scoop necked tops, duct tape for that perfect, heaving bosom, long earrings, beads, high heels. Most often seen wearing red and/or florals.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink:

Diet Pepsi or San Pellagrino water

14. Favorite alcoholic drink:

Canadian Club and Coke, Margaritas, lime, rocks, no salt

15. Favorite salad dressing:

Parmagian peppercorn

16. Croutons or bacon bits:

Croutons

17. Favorite food(s):

Real Movie popcorn, Real NY Italian escarole and beans,

18. Favorite pizza:

White pizza, or mushroom

19. Favorite dessert:

Chocolate Mousse

20. Favorite ice cream:

Hagen Daas Cinnamon

21. Car/mode of transportation:

Da Mastah's red stang convertible

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name):

Stuffed bear named Charlotte when I was young.

23. Favorite movie(s):

Wuthering Heights, The Prince and the Show Girl, Erroll Flynn and Olivia De Haviland in Captain Blood (It's a pirate movie, Wenches love pirates!), Cleopatra with Burton and Taylor, and of course, Rob Roy,

24. Favorite music:

BIG 80'S

25. Favorite TV show(s):

Wonder Woman, One Life to Live, Dallas, Dynasty, Classic Movie channel,

26. Favorite flower:

Violets

27. Favorite sport to watch:

Horse show Jumping or Football

28. Favorite sport to play:

Thud for the Mastah

29. Favorite Sesame Street character:

Ernie and Bert

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

No, of course not! I am a pedigreed wench!

31. What do you do when you are bored?

When would I EVAH be bored taking care of my Mastah?

32. The most annoying thing is:

Well, I really get in a mood over a bad hair day!

33. The best thing is:

Having my Dear Mastah Dahling back to protect me!

34. Favorite phrase:

Yes, Mastah Dahling.

All men must now skip to question 40. 35-39 are for the women.

35. Describe your ideal MASTAH scenario:

I want to rub that man down from head to toe, front and back, realllllyyyy slowly

 36. Dedicate a song to the MASTAH:

"Crazy on You" By Heart

37. What song would the MASTAH dedicate to you?

"Sea of Love" by the Honeydrippers.

38. Dedicate a song to your EA(s):

To Haken, my External Flirtation? "Neanderthal" By Julie Brown

39. What song would your EA(s) dedicate to you?

"You are so beautiful"

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s):

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es):

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you?

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s):

RED, FM RED

44. Favorite book(s):

"Wenchichlorians and Their Effect on Alpha Behavior"

 45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies:

Taking care of my Mastah, Horseback riding, shopping, doing my hair.

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark):

Milk Chocolate truffles

47: Favorite junk food:

Doritos

48. Green olives or black?

Black

49. Favorite cheese:

Camembert

50. Scones or bagels?

Depends on the day. Sesame Bagels or cinnamon scones.

51. Something no one knows about you:

When I was a Wenchiwan, my Wenchichlorian count was higher than my Master Wenches!

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home:

I originally came here to seek asylum from Darth Ginsu, the Red Sith. Now, I just plain love it here! My Mastah and I love our new cottage, and I missed all my Ho friends so much! NEVAH girls, has a wench been so spoiled in her life!