1. Name: Lucius Aurelius Commodus

2. Nickname(s): Commo, and, for some reason unbeknownst to me, RB. Yet no one will explain what this designation means.

3. My EA(s) is(are) / I am EA to: Laure

4: Birthday: I believe I was born many, many years ago. I am 27

5. Job: Emperor of Rome and God King

6. Pets: Laure does not like it when I call her 'pet'

7. Height: 5'9"

8. Hair color and style: slightly curly, dark brown hair; no beard

9. Eye color: hazel

10. Piercings: none

11. Tattoos: only commoners mark themselves so

12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): casual--I have taken to wearing golfing clothes or those soft tops with the little horses on the breast and leggings called 'jeans'. formal--I have several togas and leather armor outfits. My Laure prefers me in the white one. Sometimes I wear a laurel wreath, but usually only in the privacy of my chambers.

13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: espresso

14. Favorite alcoholic drink: merlot

15. Favorite salad dressing: ranch

16. Croutons or bacon bits: I prefer my greens steamed and served in a wine sauce

17. Favorite food(s): peacock, crocodile eggs, I like this Big Mac and Fries, any meat dish in a wine sauce

18. Favorite pizza: meatlovers

19. Favorite dessert: Laure in whipped cream...Oh, pecan pie with whipped cream

20. Favorite ice cream: Pralines and Cream

21. Car/mode of transportation: golf cart--a gift from my beloved Laure

22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): blanket named booboo

23. Favorite movie(s): Tin Cup

24. Favorite music: I do not understand the whiney women singers my Laure listens too, but I do approve of this classic rock

25. Favorite TV show(s): Anything on the golf channel. I do not like Buffy. Laure becames all...wenchy over this nasty little man with oddly elongated teeth.

26. Favorite flower: lavender

27. Favorite sport to watch: golf

28. Favorite sport to play: golf

29. Favorite Sesame Street character: Cookie Monster

30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I am the emperor of Rome. I cannot be accused, let alone, convicted of any crime. I am a god.

31. What do you do when you are bored? Practice with my sword; spar with Quintus; shop for golf accessories and clothes

32. The most annoying thing is: When Laure has to go to her 'job' and does not have time to be with me.

33. The best thing is: a hole in one

34. Favorite phrase: "I am terribly vexed."

All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.

40. Describe your ideal Ho/Wench scenario(s): Laure and I rise early and play a perfect round of golf, then retire to her bedchamber where she massages my sore muscles and we share some wine and then...the rest is private.

41. Dedicate a song to your Ho(s)/Wench(es): Rhiannon (Fleetwood Mac)

42. What song would your Ho(s)/Wench(es) dedicate to you? One Year of Love (Queen)

Now, everyone again:

43. Favorite color(s): black, white, purple

44. Favorite book(s): Aeneid; Iliad; Odyssey. I do not like my father's books

45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: golfing, shopping with Laure, watching Laure dress

46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): bittersweet, like my father's love and my sister's betrayal

47: Favorite junk food: fritos

48. Green olives or black? black

49. Favorite cheese: feta

50. Scones or bagels? blueberry scones

51. Something no one knows about you: I love my sister very much

52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: I woke up here and there were some beautiful women who gave me a home, and then Laure came and was so sweet and introduced me to golf and gave me a soft bed on which to lie and elegant clothes to wear and lovely food to eat. Why would I go anywhere else?