I (Darry) had to fill this out because they thought it was too much like homework- they just shouted answers at me from where they were sitting.
1. Name: Harry James Potter; Draco Lucius Malfoy; Cedric Diggory
2. Nickname(s): TBWL, 4-eyes; Blondie, PB; 'puff
3. We are EAs to: Darry
4: Birthday: 31 July; 5 June; 13 May (this is RP's birthday, as Ced's is never mentioned). Years don't matter- the first two are 16, the other one is 17.
5. Job: hero; villain; martyr, two students, one ex-student, all Seekers
6. Pets: Just the owls, peacock and Godfather
7. Height: 5'6"; 6'1"; 6'1"
8. Hair color and style: messy dark brown; well-styled white blond; floppy light brown
9. Eye color: Green; grey; blue-grey
10. Piercings: None anywhere on anyone
11. Tattoos: Blondie's got one. Tattoo, I mean.
12. Style of dress (both casual and to-kill): Quidditch robes and school robes/dress robes
13. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Pumpkin juice for all of them
14. Favorite alcoholic drink: butter-beer (very weak); fire-whiskey; evidently it's tequila slammers (I suspect the Vet and her Bulgarian might have had something to do with that)
15. Favorite salad dressing: none; they don't like vegetables.
16. Croutons or bacon bits: croutons for all three but without the salad
17. Favorite food(s): treacle tart; trifle; chocolate
18. Favorite pizza: Right-deep breath- okay, first one likes pepperoni, green peppers and onions, but not mushrooms or anchovies; second one likes mushrooms, jalapenos, anchovies and pepperoni, but not green peppers; third one only likes chicken, olives and sweetcorn or pepperoni on its own. (Now you see why we rarely have pizza in the Clinic.)
19. Favorite dessert: same as No. 17
20. Favorite ice cream: strawberry; mint; chocolate
21. Car/mode of transportation: Broom
22. Blanket or stuffed animal (including name): None; blanket; stuffed dragon (Bam-Bam)
23. Favorite movie(s): They all like the "South Park" movie, "Bill & Ted" and anything with tits in it.
24. Favorite music: My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, basically anything emo with an advisory label stuck on the cover of the CD.
25. Favorite TV show(s): They all seem to like M*A*S*H and Dr Who
26. Favorite flower: lilies; narcissi; daisies
27. Favorite sport to watch: Quidditch
28. Favorite sport to play: Quidditch
29. Favorite Sesame Street character: TBWL says Kermit, the other two don't have a clue what the question is about.
30. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? That question has just started a massive argument and a lot of finger-pointing toward the Dean's office.
31. What do you do when you are bored? The third one likes to mope about, file and fly. The other two like the Gameboy, X-Box and to send dirty text messages to each other.
32. The most annoying thing is: Purebloods; Mudbloods; being dead
33. The best thing is: HSU has no curfew and lots of tits.
34. Favorite phrase: "Er…"; "I don't think so."; "It's not my fault." (I think one of Ellie's EAs might also be responsible for that.)
All Ho's/Wenches must now skip to question 43. 40-42 are for the men.
40. Describe your ideal Ho scenario: no classes and having a lie-in
41. Dedicate a song to your Ho: Luckily none of them have heard of The Police, so they've all chosen "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong because Laure told them to.
42. What song would your Ho dedicate to you? Hero- Enrique Iglesias; Angel- Sarah McLachlan; "My Life Would Suck Without You"- Kelly Clarkson (yes, very droll, Ced)
Now, everyone again:
43. Favorite color: red; green; yellow
44. Favorite book(s): No one answered this one, funnily enough
45. Favorite (non-sexual) hobbies: flying; Wizard chess; cross-country
46. Favorite chocolate (milk/bittersweet/dark): any kind; Dark; Milk
47: Favorite junk food: chocolate frogs; liquorice melts; fizzing whizbees
48. Green olives or black? "YUCH!"; green; black
49. Favorite cheese: cheddar; "Don't care for it"; cheddar
50. Scones or bagels? scones for the lot of them. (silly Goyim- at least Ellie's Seeker has better taste.)
51. Something no one knows about you: Got drunk once and snogged Ron (boring!); got drunk once and snogged Oliver (tell us something we don't know!); got drunk once and had a threesome with- wait, who? Wow. So who did what? And how could you tell who was who? (Always the quiet ones, huh?)
52. Describe why you have chosen HSU as your home: Sex, sleeping, sex, Quidditch, sex, alcohol, sex