Noe arrived at HSU in the middle of a rainstorm completely lost because Blaise got bored navigating with the map and applied his hands to other tasks. She drove through the gates with one hand (Blaise's) and straight into trouble. After negotiations with the Horde, the Cylon, the Dementor, several Ewoks, and a House Elf militia, and with the General's permission, she was allowed to stay on the grounds. Shortly thereafter, her degree in Extreme Accounting was brought to the notice of the Dean and the HSU Board promptly hired her.

Noe can be found practicing yoga every morning for anger management. Her EAs pray to most known galactic deities, water sprites, and Eastern Orthodox saints that it works. If she's wearing green, it's a bad day. In such cases, the boys stave off imminent peril with tequila and foot massages. Emergencies require single denomination Venezualan chocolate bars and expensive lingerie purchases.

Noe practices linguistic necrophilia in her spare time because she stinks at crossword puzzles and anagrams. Current fetishes include Ancient Mongolian and Hittite. She specializes in profanity and pornography and swears she understands more if she's drinking.