Last updated: 3/18/09

Name: Laure
Title(s): Campus Mediator; Chanteuse; Potions Apprentice
Alias(es): Spike Girl, Commo's Beloved
Current Residence: An elegant and spacious suite on the second floor of the Administration building which she shares with her fallen emperor, though she's more often found on the beach these days which maintains a daily average of 88 degrees.
Former Residence: A crypt in a little eery town near L.A.
Height: 5'4ish"
Hair: Lots of blonde curls
Eyes: Violet eyes to die for
Favorite Food: Chocolate in any form; popcorn's good, too. Combine the two and she's in heaven.
Favorite Drink: Amaretto Sour--nice and sticky
Graduated from: B.S., University of Sunnydale; dropped out of Watcher's school on discovery that some vampires were hot
Current Job: Ombudswoman and Chair (and only staff member) of HSU's Mediation and Crisis Resolution Department where she's aided by the talents of the Wench in their attempts to keep things sane around here.
Current EAs: Commo (aka the RB, though she'll never call him that), Spike who lives in the dungeon basement, Sir Guy of Guisborne and Aragorn (aka the lone good guy in the bunch) who live in the woods somewhere, James Norrington and James Ford (aka Sawyer or the shirtless hunk) who live on the beach, and Severus Snape who sadly lives at Hogwarts but she's going to make him teach her how to apparate so they can be together whenever. Soon to be added to the bunch is Methos, aka Adam Pierson aka Death on a Horse.
Current EFs: None--what's the point?
Current Employees: Lindsey McDonald her guitarist, Cicero is her secretary since the Dean took back Tavington for no good reason at all, and Lorne the manager of the cabaret. She has been known to "spend time" with Lindsey, but isn't about to risk the Nurse's purple lightning to "spend time" with Cicero, and Lorne's green and gay and on his own.
Mediator EA Standards: Ripped. Nickels must bounce off the abs. Also must have the following: dark side (exceptions can be made if the gentleman is sufficiently gorgeous); sense of humor and ability to put up with her mood swings; willingness to be bathed on occasion; knowledge of weapons of some kind are a plus (showing off said knowledge will lead to *censored*). Must never betray to Commo that they have anything to do with her other than friendship. Must cater to her, but on occasion must allow her to cater to them, as she is a Wo.
Last seen: Lounging on the beach between appointments, casually watching over a cauldron of some kind of potion with a silly Latin name, more avidly watching some of her EAs displaying their manliness with the sword, listening to Sawyer read, and ignoring the mating cries of the krakken and giant squid in the lake.

On discovering that the life of a chanteuse is harder than it looks, Laure returned to her first love, shoe shopping...er...mediating. There's always another crisis around the corner that needs her attention, but she still finds time for her General appointments and gossiping and even more shopping plus lounging on the beach, playing with potions, and negotiating with Jael over snogging rights to her men.

She continues to juggle her ever-growing harem with the new assistance of Cicero, her appointments secretary, without a hint of the reality of the situation disturbing any of them. Commo continues to believe she's pure as the driven snow, and none of the others give a rat's patootie as long as they keep getting some.

And the General lives in his own wonderful world of denial. It makes for peace and quiet...okay, it makes for harmony...Well, everyone manages to get along most of the time because of it.

Until the next crisis comes along, of course.