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Welcome to hell a franchise of the Heaven company. You may remmeber hell from some films such as "The Day I fell into hell" "Satanic orgys 1" "Burning on a pitchfork"
Hmmm right.. ur a real prick shut up. Okay... this is our video bit where we will tell u how spanking gorgeous our amazing video is... jesus.. this keyboard is dumb.. it took me 5 tries to write video... it kept on spelling "cider" is this a sign, maybe I should stop buying piss rank cider to get drunk before my liver explodes.... hmmm...
Okay well remmeber what this page is about.. our video .. it rocks.. if u come round mine I will show u the various bits out of it.. Olly has a camera now as well. So he will film some footage to.
Okay and if I can really be bothred and Im clever you will see video on the website.
Okay so it looks like u wont be seeing videos.
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Okay Im going to finish now..

First Condemned video... and the longest.. running at over 1 hour. The video begins with a skating session over the industrial. Stuart, Zak and Simon sessioning up a driveway. Kickflips off the end, manuals, shov it's and 180s all pulled off the end. Then Zak went mad.. (he wasn't cained either) and decided to throw himself off as many crates he could. His record pressure drop was 11 crates... that is fuckin high. like 7 foot nearly.. Zak is nuts.
Next bit of footage was some street riding over the industrial, Joy does a little gap and then does a massive gap across some crates to face plant into a metal fence.. I did the gap too.. but Joy did it loads.
A little session of me trying ice picks on some crates.. I only landed 1 out of about 6... haha.
Leon does a nice manual and some kickflips... coool.
Then onto a session at the school. With the Leon, Joy and Me... Joy did a feeble, to ice pick barspin stall. I pulled a half barspin out of a feeble and an opposite feeble. Then I tried a barspin down the 5 and fell off... hehe..
Next was a skate session at the school. Fonz was going mad with 180s off the benches and ollied ever stair set and a funky little gap over a kerb thing.. it was cool. Then we made a citezens arest on some children and watched Fonz jump over a gap with a 30 foot drop or something... crazy....
Skate session over the industrial in the evening. Fonz was doing some kickflip gaps between crates.. the mullet busted out a drop. Then Fonz went for a drop in down a skip.. gnarly... 3rd try snapping his ankles, leaving Fonz out for a good month or so.. gutted.
Next was a mellow session over the school.. with Jew chucking his bike off the roof and it nearly took Leon out in the process.. crazy fucking JEW!

Condemned to Hell is still being made. Though the footage we have so far is quite cool. It's mainly bmx from the last couple of months. Rebel session at the school... (as the school is now illegal to ride) Robbie did a 180 off some little bank... and some barspins into feebles... I did some feebles and feeble to 180s but couldnt pull it.
Then we rode a church on Heartsease Lane.. I did an ice pick down a handrail which I was really happy about. Robbie did a 180 down a set and nearly fell out into the middle of the road.
We then went to Plumstead and got heckled by trendies.. so we moved on swiflty. To Broadland.. were we just messed about... and I did a fakie down the big hill wich looked cool!