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Rumor on the street!
As the winter months draw in it tis starting to get a little bit nippy outside!
Though never fear as u have clothes to keep u warm. Riding still continues and things still go down.. except for Joy.. he's a pussy and can't handle the cold. Though everyone else comes out. Last night we raided Miller Brothers, yea ... and got kicked out by some dumbass security guard.. wat a cunt!
Well we still got to ride a bit as well which was cool. Other news included Fester lighting a sliff up in the pub.. fester u nut... and stinking the pub out. NICE ONE.
The crates over the industrial have kept us warm during the winter months, warm and wasted... wat a combination...
School is shit.. tis christmas soon.... oKAY BYE!

Norwich Where to get Wasted guide.....
Okay the Waster of the week awards have been taken off for this week, cos I havent been here for a week. So I dont know.
Instead we bring u a comprehensive guide of where to get wasted in Norwich........
1: Brundall Rec-Brundall rec is the place to get wasted at the weekend... wether it be chugging down ur bevies or smoking a bit of the old gange.... Brundall has a skatepark with handy places to sit and shelter if it gets cold, also has a park that u can sit in that's sheltered to. Plus loads of people are always about at the weekends.
2-Chappy Gardens-If ever you are up the city on Norwich Chappy is always a good place to get wasted, with plenty of foliage to hide you from the outside world, as well as benches situated in various bushes around the area.
3-Social-Over Sprowston seems to be the place to be in the week to get wasted, people are usually over there cos it's got little places to sit under sheltered doorways, with lighting as well!
4-Pinebanks-A good old spot to go and get wasted at concealed in a large area of trees, this place has big hills to push each other down, or fall down as well. Also has some good trees to lay under when your a bit fucked....
5-The Pits- The Pits are a big bit of wasteland that people walk thier dogs on, in the very far cornor is a big hill with a handy climbing rope attatched to it. At the top you can sit down and get wasted. Then try and climb back down avoiding the 30 foot fall into bramble bushes, at the bottom of the hill.

Incredibly Fucked Boys... could this be the toy to have for Christmas 2001????
New from Play skool this christmas...
Incredibly fucked boy 2001, with all new features.
Includes real mono brow made from the eyebrows of real humans. A pair of glasses to make it look like the real thing!
Pull his string and hear one of many phrases recorded onto the Incredibly Fucked boys internal hardrive.
These include whitty comments such as.
"Lies, Lies Bloodshoot eyes"
"You owe me some money boy"
"Are you a lesbian"
"NOFX fuckin rule"
"I didn't drink a pint of piss"
" It's not a 3rd nipple"
"...."
Also includes random giggles, squarking noises and random momments of absolute silence.
The IFB also comes with removable 3rd nipple, half an oz of hash, a bike that u can ride the IFB on and he can fall off when incredibly wasted.29.99 (limited numbers, be quick)
Also available from Hornby...
Brundall rec modeling kit, create your on Friday night from the comfort of your armchair, complete with skatepark, playground objects, random puking, intoxicated 14 year olds, minature bottles of piss rank cider. As well as various ganga smoking implements. With the added bonus of a Fat German to patrol the recreation ground, this should keep any waster busy on Christmas day. only 19.99 (bill water not included)
From all here at Playskool & Hornby we wish you a merry Christmas.