| HOW TO....... |
| This page will have loads of how tos on it... about all kinds of stuff, like making money, snaking free rides, getting free substances... etc... There should be loads if we can be bothred to do them. Okay then here you go.... |
| How to make money by doing fuck all! |
| This one is rather basic, all you need is parents and you need to goto school. or something like that. Everyday ask mummy or daddy if you can borrow money for "lunch" then save this up in a week . As well as this you can also say you are going to the skatepark on weekends therefore making you extra money on the weekend. So it's easy money, though make sure you do actually take some food so u dont starve |
| How to make your brakes work really good! |
| For this you will need a chisel, go into the middle of the road.. look both ways first. Then begin to chisel a bit of tar out of the road. You could always scrape tar from Jews lungs, though the raod will be easeir. Then spin your wheel on your bike and rub it into the rim. Nicely done.... this will work a treat if you have chrome rims, dunno about black. |
| How to seek enjoyment whilst in a mosh |
| Not that I have ever done this myself... but as you know mosh pits are rather rowdy places... and hands can accidently get places. Okay so what you have to do is eye spy the fittest girl/boy depending on which way ur shooting. Then u head in thier general direction... Acidentally your hand may land on thier breasts... ooooppps keep doing this until they notice, which they probably wont ... but be prepared for the slap if they do... If u don't recieve one chances are you've pulled or they're so fed up with people doing the same old thing they can't be bothred. |
| How to rip people off, when they are trying to score.... |
| When with people that are looking to score some hash... just make sure you have someone with some hash to sell handy (eg. Fester) Then ask someone if you want to go and score of a dealer you know about 5 mins away. Then they give you thier money or whatever, go with the person who has some hash already. Cut an undersized amount and come back and tell them this was all they had. So then they think "oh well gutted." but can't do anything about it... |