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| This is the last known picture of a Mr. Edward Nataniel Zachariah Feery (15) a known felon and already wanted for terrorism in 50 U.S. states. Was a normal, boring choirboy until constant piss-taking and arm-digs pushed him past the brink of sanity and he went at his first victim Thom "Lucy" Power (15) with a spoon. After disgorging the unfortunate youth's eyes, he made short repeated stabs with his thumbs to the hindbrain. After killing him and 17 other witnesses in half a minute (means unknown) he went on the run, selling fake Pet Passports and Stolen Hubcaps to buy a plane ticket to Mexico. Accidentally ended up in NEW MEXICO, America. Stumbled into Area 51, told to leave by 500 army men. Three minutes, and a pile of American corpses later; stumbled out. Forced to eat last specimen of rare cactus bird-weevil worm in Nevada desert due to hunger. Blew up three McDonald's situated in the middle of nowhere, two by accident. Then proceded to eat till assistants...sorry, McRib meals. Last known whereabouts in a Mafia deal over pirate Pokemon Beanies in New York. ###APPROACH WITH CAUTION!### REWARD: $50,000,000 |
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