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| Good things come to those who...er...drink Guiness. I suspect. |
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| Look. I wrote a frickin' update. Worship me. No really. Judging by the state I found the site in, I can only guess I took a year's abscence. | ||||||||||||||
| (This was OBVIOUSLY for artistic refreshment. I did NOT forget my password.) | ||||||||||||||
| Well, it's full speed astern from now on. I shall be updating on an irregular basis and if you don't like it..er...say...uhm....something. I shall also be performing these numerous NEW features from now on (woweee, they're new): >Taking your problematic and questioning/whiny e-mails > Insulting you and your whiny e-mails online > Updating >Using an actual computer rather than just hitting rocks together >Breathing >That's it. >What? What more do you want? >> What do you think I am? The Aryan Superman?! >>> Seriously, the shock of returning here nearly killed me the first time round. I have to ease myself in. |
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| In the meantime to amuse you, here's a picture of me and a six foot three child swapping blazers. Love it or else. | ||||||||||||||
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| Yes, I've had a hair cut. Sod you. | ||||||||||||||