5000 HITS
ERM....
That's it...
Anyway...Well done everyone, especially (hold your nose, here comes the cheesy...or is that CHEEZEH?...bit) ALL THE GOD DAMN VISITORS. Really. Well done for visiting one of the most pointless, over-hyped, incredibly popular and in the end worthwhile site in existence. Ahhhh...it seems just three months ago that I was typing my first...and last-ish column (before the STUN). Which went down to great applause from the two viewers of the site at the time (Me and McSean...poss. Nazbit, though he may never have existed). And look at the bloody thing now. In it's own SITE for Christ's sake. Right, enough gratuitous swearing.
We all did well, sooooooo well. Plus my investment in this site, and specifically me went up 500% on last year's capital. So keep visiting, and adios.
HERE'S TO THE NEXT BIG LANDMARK!!! 5 MIIIIIIIIIIILLION HITS!!!!
P.S. Anyone can acheive what we did. It's very simple. All you need is a little brains, an imagination and an ability to rip-off without breaking copyright infringement (if in doubt, buy the legal code for your area.). Having a computer helps as well.
Achieve your dreams, from here on; only upwards.