| STUN MAKE 1000 HITS!!! |
| At the time of going to press, the Stun page-previously known as "Mr. Cribley's Column" and for a short period of time "Nazi-supermen are our NEW LEADERS! HEIL!" had recieved 1004 hits. How the hell this happened, no-one really knows. However, this is about 1000 hits purely for Stun related purposes because these other incarnations were neither popular or hit recieving... |
| When interviewed; McCrib, creator of the Stun had this to say: "Well, something in the counter must have buggered up." When told that we weren't here to break his arms because of it; he opened up a bit more... "Oh, well; theoretically that means that just under a ...er...umm...fifth came to McSean purely to visit my column...Wow. Erm...can I go now? Oh, you want the secret to having such a well-hitted column. Well, it's blatant advertising...that's all I can say..." |
| At the time he was drinking a refreshing isotonic Lucozade Orange, for brain and body energy, but the effects would be the same if he were to drink, say; Lucozade Original, Lucozade Tropical or any other of Smith Kilne & Beechams fine products. But not Red Bull. Never Red Bull. |
| So...that's it. A well earned thousand hits. So why not re-read the famous Bamber article sometime before it disappears...and while doing so, why not refresh with a Lucozade? Or even new Lucozade Water Soft Drinks. Water. |
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| 1000 hits worth of columning takes it's toll. |
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| I RESENT ACCUSATIONS OF ILLEGAL ADVERTISING-says Giant Lucozade Bottle |
| www.lucozade.com is a totally unrelated site, but incidentally very refreshing and also quite good... |