1.Chewing-
Just as some human like to whittle you should chew on everything wooden. Stalls,doors,fences,ETC. This shows that you can be creative as them.
2.Feet pertection-
If your human wears a shoe that does not fully protect their foot (such as sandels) please correct this problem (not punish) by placing your hoof on theirs and pressing down hard. Humans are known to move away from the pain but only after making loud noises. Keep appling presser intill they move away.
3. Stall usage
It is correct and very nice to use the bathroom in the middle of your stall right after your human has cleaned it out to show how much you aperciate their work.
4.Trai riding
Rules of the road:never use the bathroom in your own yard when trial riding.
5.Death
If your horsey freindwent up to the great paster then your human my feel very sad as they are afriad of death. Start cough and make sick sounds to confort your human as they will know they are not the next to go.
6.Holes
The world needs more holes so start digging!
7.Riding
When riding buck or rear to tell your master your just happy. Also run as fast as you cna because humans will yell at you with glee as you speed along going where ever you feel to go.
8. Vet
When you are sick you can always give it to the other horses so they are not the only one laughing when you have to visit the mean ol' vet.
TWO HORSES-
A a wife named Kate and her husband, John ,agreed to get 2 horses for them both to have. When they got them they couldnt tell them apart. Kate then said that she will cut her horses mane but the mane grew back. John cut his horses tail but it grew back. Finally they agreed to measure the horses height. Kate would get the shorter one and John would get the Taller one.
Guess what they found out? The Grey one was 2 hands taller than the black one!
STANDING CORRECTED-
Two horses were standing before a judge and they started to argue.
Horse 1: I'm going to make a good stud with these ribbons!
Horse 2: But look,my legs are straiter
Horse 1: But mine are natural,you got yours straited so they wont pass on to your foals.
Horse 2: Your right, I stand corrected
(he stood corrected due to sugry and he thought horse 1 had a good point)