| Why Horses Are Better Than Boyfriends 1. Your horse never dumps you for someone who is better-looking. 2. If you're having problems with your horse, you guys can forgive and forget after a little bonding time and a carrot or two. 3. Horses are easier to figure out than guys' mixed signals. 4. You won't be disappointed if your horse doesn't call. 5. Horses don't lie. 6. Horses don't care if you're fat or having a bad hair day. 7. Your horse doesn't have an irrational fear of commitment. 8. If your horse gains weight and gets gray hair when he gets old, its cute! |
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