| Click on your SIGN!!!! |
| CLICK ON YOUR SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .AHHHHh!!!!!! I AM TURNING EVIL EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!!!! THE HOROSCOPE POWER IS TRANSMMITTED INTO MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY TIME IS A-WAISTIN HURRY!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH SHUT UP YOU LITTLE NINNY!! PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED, i come in peace, friends!! |
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| My actual Brain inside a bottle |
If you are not an alien, you probably didn't understand that. For all you "non-aliens" out there, I have kindly translated it for your satisfaction. Look to the right for a translation of my pic and description. |
| Hey kids! This is me, Melissa, as a mutated monster! As you can see, I am a fat saggy bag of potato skin with meatball eyes and a cute dog pop nose. All my friends say I have the body to kill for, not to mention my exotic curves. I am really a kind gentle being who loves pina colatas and getting caught in the rain. I enjoy sushi and hottubbing anytime!! Just rub my bootylicious behind and you'll see what a hottie I truly am. |
| our motto: "FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| My bum is on the cheese!!!!! |
| ME! Read below for description |
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