Your mama so ugly...
you're considered a bastard cuz the cops took your father away for zoophilia



Your mama so stupid...
whenever she see's slow children playing signs... she yells out "leroy"(whoever's name) "git out the damn street"



Your mama so fat...
when she went camping and rolled out of her sleeping bag she destroyed the national park forest



your mama so fat...
your pops needed to back a dumptruck of flour to find the wet spot



your mama so fat...
the gynecologist quit and opened up a spelunking tour.