Other Quotes
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept
the things I can not change,
the courage to change things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies
of those I had to kill because they pissed me off
When you're swimming in the creek,
and an eel bites your cheek,
that's a moray !
If your nose runs and your feet smell...
you're probably built upside down.
If you love something set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back,
it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money
and doesn't appear to realize that you
had set it free.....
You either married it or gave birth to it !!
If a man is alone in the woods and speaks,
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong??
How can I miss you if you won't go away??
I am not a perfectionist. My parents were, though.
He who laughs last...thinks slowest.
Forecast for tonight: DARK
Always forgive your enemies....they hate it..!!
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else !
A lot of people pack up their troubles....
and send them off to summer camp !!
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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