The M'man's Guide to Carving

Good day. This page is for those M'man's/Acting Lt.s who are fortuneate enough to be invited to a formal dinner. You never know if you'll be asked to carve, and well, I know from expirence it's better to be prepared.  Mr Bracegirdle and Mr Hunter have been so kind as to share their knowledge on the subject:

*Remember, cut away from the bone.
*You cut venison thick, mutton medium, beef thin and monkey you sort of mince with a chopping motion (I later learned this was said in jest)  .
*Do try to remember not to saw at poultry.
Unfortuneately, they didn't know anything about carving a suckling pig (you must be very careful when inserting the fork-they are generally very tender).

Sincerely,
Lt H. Hornblower
HSM Indifatigable



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