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Once upon a time, there was an evil emperor named Horatio Cornwallis. He hated everything shorter than him, because he hated looking down. Um. One day, lightning struck the emperor's prized pet mammal. It's name was Mammal because it had mammary glands and gave live birth. Very rare in Missouri. When Horatio petted the mammal, the electricity shocked him and bonded with his DNA and transformed him into a bizarre creature. Yeep. Yeep. He looked in a mirror that was right beside him and realized that he had turned into a chimpanzee with spatulas for hands! Spatula Chimp! He isn't Horatio Cornwallis anymore, he's Spatula Chimp!
Anyway. One day Spatula Chimp was riding his specially made bicycle to the store to buy some beef, when a familiar smell got his attention. He made an abrupt right turn and rode his bike down a dirt path that led into the woods. After six minutes of path riding, he came to a cave. He lit one of his lanterns and slowly made his way into the darkness. The cave was more of a tunnel, and at the end he saw a- No. Actually the cave was more like a house. His house. He sat down a smile at his nose. |
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