Underground

Views and opinions on Underground differ. Or, rather, come in fierce conflict. Victor refers to it as "ебаный Underground" and starts talking about hand grenades. Gohi doesn't hesitate to call it home and try to drag everyone there. Everybody else's opinions fall somewhere in between.

Underground is an ultimate mating place. Hypothetical alien biologists studying the sexual behavior and mating rituals of homo sapiens need go no further. One Thursday night in Underground may supply you with enough rumors for a week ahead and possibly the worst hangover in your life.

Of course, more advanced visitors and outright fans know that Thursday is probably the worst night in Underground. Only Tuesday can be worse - if you ever walk in there on that ЮЗУ night, your best defense is to play lesbian. If you're a woman. If you're a man, it's not clear why you went there on Tuesday instead of Wednesday.

The renowned drinks of Underground include наливна бира (opinions differ on whether it contains more water or beer), златна текила с портокал and the mysterious cocktail of  Свиняки. Opinions do not differ on the contents of the latter - you can't really form any opinions after you drink enough of that mixture.

However, you will be able to dance. Or, at least, you'll be absolutely convinced that what you're doing is called dancing. It can be a most dangerous activity in Underground. Fortunately, our family has a failsafe method of protection: take Kseniya along.

Some tips: don't mix all three renowned drinks simultaneously, make friends with one of the owners of Underground, don't bother about how people look at you - normally, they can't really see you anyywway. Dancing and kissing in Underground does not mean anything in itself, so take it easy.

Things to do after Underground: sleep!

Things not to do after Underground: start a serious long-lasting relationship; watch Star Wars.

Underground sucks.

Underground rules.

Decide for yourself.