Napoli

If you think that Napoli is just a city in Italy, leave this page immediately.

What do we know about Napoli? Everything. At least, everything we need. For example, we don't know its annual net income, but we do know that we take a good part in creating it.

We do know the entire menu. By heart. In Bulgarian. When accidentally given an English menu, we stare at it blankly for ten minutes... and request a Bulgarian one. We know all the waitresses by their first names. Not that it's tough or something - their names appear on their nametags aand on bloody checks.

How many times per day can one go to Napoli? Infinitely many. The record is four. As a consequence, waitresses also know us. Not by names, by our food choices. Thus, the questions:

- Какви сосове към Градинарската?

-  Бирата голяма, нали?

And the all-time favorite

- Колко още чийз-кейк?

You can eat in Napoli. You can Drink in Napoli. You can pretend to study in Napoli. You can get some suntan in Napoli. You can take pictures in Napoli. You can sing in Napoli, provided that Jill is close by, and you sing fragments from "Jesus Christ Superstar." In our experience, her favorite is King Herod's song.

The invitation "Let's go eat" is always understood as "Let's go to Napoli," unless otherwise specified. Also, if you are lonely in town and are looking for your friends, Napoli is the first place to go. Computer labs are second.