Лявото

If any member of the family ever suggests "Пошли налево," don't you misunderstand - it has nothing to do with sporadic sexual relationships. What it means, is that you're invited for tea, coffee or Coke... or Eis Tee to the cafe to the left from the main building's entrance. An alternative name to Лявото is Cinemax, whatever the owners of Moviemax say.

Лявото is a cult place. If anyone ever bothered to estimate the time students spend in Лявото as opposed to classes, the result would have been in Лявото's favor.

While the choice is usually limited to standart soft and hot drinks, some members of the family prefer more exotic items on the menu, much to the amusement of the rest of the family. Гъбена супа с лимон comes to our minds.

Generally, if you like lemon, it's a good idea to take Victor along. He would routinely order his black tea and always give up his lemon, on a first come - first served basis. However, some waitresses have already figured out his habits, so they don't bring lemon. Bummer.

Since Лявото is usually visited before, after, or instead of classes, the discussions are also AUBG-centered. Luckily, professors raredly bless the place with their presence. Otherwise, they would have heard a lot of previously unknown details of their own sexual lives. Erdinc, for example, would have found out just how many people she can fuck at once. At least, virtually.

One crucial mistake the owners of Moviemax make, is closing the place at 10:30 p.m. Losers.

One of the features of Лявото, especially in the summer, is an opportunity to communicate with representatives of Bulgaria's national minorities. People, for the sake of those who sit with you, don't talk to them. And don't ever tell them your name. Also, be advised to hide whatever proficiency you might have in photographic equipment repair.

Some people choose even to have study sessions in Лявото. Well, it's better than the library in any case. And, of course, this is the place where Kseniya usually drinks her double espresso with sugar.