relation to Marija will be discussed later). Victor met Marija in his Philosophy of Religion class, and they both enjoyed making fun of Americans, religion and religious people in general. Ioani got to know Marija through Corina—all three being witches, they had things to share. Gohi ideologically joined them later, but before that she met Marija thanks to Serbian connections. Marija never figured out that Gohi doesn’t speak Serbian, so Gohi had no other choice but to actually start speaking it…for which she’s eternally grateful.

Marija is a poet. A good poet. A great poet, and don’t you question this truth! If you don’t believe us, ask Tracy Santa or Annie Paradise…and about half of AUBG. York (Dork, rather) once said Marija is a bad poet, so should there be any justice in this world he’s going to die a slow and painful death.

Marija is a football fan. When we say "fan" we mean knowing every freaking club and every player and every game, not to mention cups and championships. Marija takes football very personally and very seriously, so keep that in mind next time you want to critique the game or—god forbid!—English team (for Marija is a great Anglophile, too).

Marija is an undisputable genius. Can a human being go out every night, sleep till afternoon, be involved in More Honors academy, spend most of “waking” time in cafes and be one of the best students the university ever had? Ask Marija—she can.

Marija's going out is a special story. She's about the only woman around who can outdrink most of the male population. She can drink beer, wine, vodka, tequila, gin, rakia and even mastika in enormous quantities. After "having enough" she will probably start telling truth about everybody around—listening to her then could be fun if only you are not dead worried about whether she's gonna survive the experience. Her condition the day after is not to be mentioned, just as her solemn vows to quit are not to be believed.

Marija's love stories are remarkable, too. Every time she falls in love is forever and ever. She gets involved, gets inspired, she becomes the incarnation of happiness. Unfortunately, if something goes wrong, it's a terrible tragedy, and no one can say for sure whether Marija is going to live it over. Except Victor, who's sure that next time it's going to be all the same. And usually he's right.

Marija loves BritPop, England, Liverpool, poetry, American literature, tequila, Underground, Marlboro Lights, coffee and big companies. if you still haven't met Marija and don't want to, leave the page immediately.