Victor

"Мэй, шо с тебя?" Итак, Виктор. Он же Бог, он же Папа Кишиневский, он же Гэндальф. Victor is an absolutely unique member of La Famiglia, if for nothing else, then for his double graduation. Apparently, after leaving AUBG in December'99, and receiving his diploma in May'2000, he didn't consider his mission accomplished. Consequently, he commemorated the Spring'2001 semester with his presence. Victor taught most of the family to express their thoughts emotionally and creatively. To curse, that is.

В основном Виктору не-молдавские члены семьи обязаны наличием в своем словаре таких выражений как "Mai," "Si, blea?" и других молдовенизмов.

Одна из жизненных миссий Виктора, похоже, отучить нас пить что-либо кроме молдавского вина и молдавского же коньяка. Well, beer is allowed. But it better be Murphy's. Or Guinness.

Another life quest of Victor's is against religion. As a concept. As a whole.

Victor's views on love, romance and relationships are incomprehensible. All his attempts to explain them to us failed. All our attempts to convert him failed, too. The battle goes on.

However, he, too, has an undying love - for Vernon Pedersen and American presidents. His inexplicable passion for lengthy discussions of each and every president is shared by no one but Craig McCaughrin.

One of the things Victor hates is being photographed. That's why on most of the pictures he has a facial expression that could kill the photographer. But family members grow increasingly immune to this.

Known for his reckless disregard for academics, Victor is a record holder in low GPA. So, offering "I have to study" as a reason not to go for beer with him is not gonna work. The statement "I want to sleep," either.

Here's a secret: We all want to marry Victor - we want to move to Moldova.

And yes, you can't fully consider yourself a member of the family if you haven't seen Victor cooking pancakes.