Ксения

"Обижают бедную фрешманку!" I have to take a smoke break before writing this. За свое сравнительно недолгое пребывание в наших рядах (as of May'2001), Ксения успела гениально отличиться. Чего стоят хотя бы такие фразы как "Все, коньяк и спать" в 11 утра, "Совратите фрешманку на [сигарету], [пиво]" и "Виктор уже ушел?" в лицо Виктору. Kseniya could not decide upon her undying love, so she granted it to two people: Erdinc and DeDominicis. Rumor has it that Dedo shares Kseniya's, Anka's and Jay's undying love. For Erdinc. Anyways, Kseniya stormed into our lives and made herself comfortable.

Pretty explosive by nature, Kseniya may especially violently react to such words and concepts as IRC, Judaism, чушки, MUD and Physics. However, she will favorably look upon beer in Murphy, tequila in Underground, beer and tequila in Extra (ooooops!), cigarette in the fire exit... or anywhere else for that matter. She is also the most likely person to utter the words "Пошли налево." She is always understood. Correctly.

One substance that has a very peculiar impact on Kseniya is double espresso with sugar. She suddenly gets an urge to walk the ceiling and ski uphill.

She has a close personal relationship with the driver of the 7.15 bus to Hilltop. She has a collection of dresses that cause Анька to totally freak out. Her love for blonde jokes is rivaled only by her love for Georgian jokes. And Georgians.

Kseniya is the only female member of the family who is familiar with the concept of logic. She likes Ayn Rand. AND Марина Цветаева. And lesbian literature. And dogs.

It took her two semesters to learn all the Beatles lyrics. She sings. But we love her anyway.