Jay

Йорик/Jay/Дани(!?)/Данчо (:p)

"It's that thing about sideburns. Homos like them. Heteros don't."

So, Jay. What about him? Jay is Jay. Except that he is also Йорик. Some may call him Данчо, but that is a dreadful mistake. The first thing we learned about him: "When in doubt, kill Jay." (Un)fortunately, MUD, AD&D, and other RPGs gave him so many lives, any cat would die of envy.

Jay can well serve as the definition, or, rather, one live and kicking (he's involved in karate) illustration of such concepts as chronic depression, escape from reality, Мудятел... and Poor Yorrick. He is also the other person (besides Victor) in the family who can enlighten you on the concept of fuck-up, or, simply, облом.

Rumors say that hopeless and undying love for Didar Erdinc made him major in Economics (little did he know her hair was actually bleached). Rumors are wrong.

However, another undying love - for Krotev, or music per se (no one ever figured out) made him take voice classes and join the famous AUBG choir (not to be confused with coaie). The members of La Famiglia will never forget (each in his or her own way) the moments of grace in the auditorium, where and when such masterpieces as "Два ВорОна" were performed.

Jay also managed to embarrase one of the most active feminists in AUBG by wooing her on stage during their duet from Don Giovanni.The feminist's face turned crimson, and it seemed she was trying to push the piano off stage. Thus Йорик gained the fame of a heart breaker and reputations ruiner.

And yes, he still owes us all a birthday party.

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